My official thread
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Thread Topic: My official thread
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Ooooooolllllliiiiivvvviiiiiaaaaa
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Lmao it's just that this year the yellow jacket population is about triple what it normally is because last winter didn't kill them all off
So I've been trapping them by the thousands and thwacking them with my flip flops like a bawse lol
Which is kind of awesome because I've been terrified of yellowjackets my whole life but now I've conquered that fear ^~^
And it was equally awesome because on Monday my mom had a big group of people over to our house and of course it was an outdoor barbecue and of course the yellowjackets were everywhere and one actually came in our house because some s---ass moron left the f---ing screen door open
But I was just like EVERYONE STAY CALM and killed that sucker like a badass
So I have dubbed myself the Yellowjacket Samurai
I don't even really know what samurai means but it sounds badass -
It is insane how long it took me to type that XD
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Ppppppaaaaaiiiiigggggeeee
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Oh s--- I drove you off with my retarded typing skills
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I scream my tits off every time I see a bumblebee. Never mind a yellowjacket.
A samurai was an officer in nobility in the medieval times in Japan I believe -
Nah I'm still here. I had to really think about the samurai thing. I was gonna say I'm indecisive when it comes to conversation
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Yeah I used to too. It was pretty ridiculous.
All right, Japanese nerd 🤓 -
*late post
Lol okay I figured you didn't actually leave but I just love to use the word retarded whenever I can XD -
I am okay with spiders and s---, but anything with a stinger or some sharp thing that is an animal I get scared of horribly because they remind me of needles. I never been stung by a bee so I don't know what to expect.
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*part of an animal
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I was stung by a yellowjacket once when I was five and unnecessarily flipped out. I've been stung three times just this summer and they actually aren't that bad. The first time I got stung I was just like "THAT is what I've been afraid of for the last ten years?" They really don't hurt that bad though but I know that some people have really bad allergic reactions. Honestly I was surprised I didn't have a worse reaction because I have the most f---ed-up skin in the world with mosquitoes and poison oak but apparently not yellowjackets.
If it at all makes you feel better, yellowjackets are not as aggressive as people make them out to be. They only sting you if they feel trapped (like in your clothes) or if you're by their nest. Otherwise they just mind their own BEESWAX
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It's like a survival instinct for me to run. Like if you want to see me run and have a mental breakdown, put me near a bee. Like a full on, almost breaking down into tears crying, over seeing some form of wasp or just hearing the noise makes me run and have a panic attack.
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Anyways enough of my stupid fears
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Oh believe me I understand that
You run, I'll kill the bee for you.
Do we have an accord?
#LamePOTCreference
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