Anyone got any funny-ass stories to tell.
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Thread Topic: Anyone got any funny-ass stories to tell.
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foxdemon NewbieWow!!!!
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that was a slutty dog
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Um,once I was at my friends place with all my other friends and we were so bored as f---,so we decide to bug his dad,like he was asleep,so we come into his bedroom and I get out a knife and I start yelling"I GOT THIS KNIFE,ITS A GOOD KNIFE"(I saw it on the internet so I automatically do the bit) over and over agian,and his dad is so pissed off he like kicks us all out,and my friends get all pissed off at me and sh1t(since I annoyed the dad to the point where he kicks us out) so they decide to throw me in a swimming pool of my other friends,a f---ing swimming pool.
I know this wasn't really funny,but I laughed like f--- at the time. -
goofy...will....stare at you ALL....NiGhT...
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foxdemon Newbiehehehe i think any story is funny!!!
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Anyoneeveryone NewbieI invited a boy to come to my house.I told him to come I want to show you something. I took him to my bedroom and I took of my cloths and told him too do the same.i asked him wanna feel my boob?he said yes.I went to him and as I kissed him guided his hands to my boob.then he licked my boob.best f--- ever!!!
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one time, I saw one of my friends doing a math problem wrong X forces myself to laugh X I know, it isn't funny, I just made that up
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manders JuniorI tripped over my own foot in school so my fiance went to catch me "accidentally" by my boobs so i laughed, he blushed and dropped me and guess where he caught me this time -.-
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