Funny gaming quotes
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Thread Topic: Funny gaming quotes
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*shoots admiral*
Lambert: Damn it Fisher, I told you to save him!
Fisher: He was dead already.
Lambert: There was still time to get him medical attention. Now we're definitely going to war for sure! -
Lambert: Watch your fire, Sam. Those boys aren't expecting to see you and they'll attack on site. Do not, I repeat do not kill any of them.
Fisher: I'll be careful.
Lambert: Good.
Literally 6 seconds later...
Lambert: Sweet Jesus Fisher, what did you do?
Fisher: It was an accident.
Lambert: We have no room for accidents. Watch your fire.
*shoots another friendly*
Lambert: Damn it Fisher, that's the second civilian you've killed.
Fisher: Lambert, I...
Lambert: Save your whining for your evaluation. Complete your primary objectives and get out of there. You're a hazard.
Fisher: Roger. -
Lambert: Fisher, I can't stress this enough. If one Japanese soldier dies, we risk World War 3. Any other fatalities and I abort the mission immediately.
Fisher: I understand.
Lambert: Find our officers, and find out what the hell is going on.
Fisher: I'll find them.
*kills soldier*
Lambert: God damn it Fisher, can't you follow orders?!
Fisher: Lambert, I...
Lambert: That's it, Fisher. Mission over!
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