Running Around at the Speed of Sound
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Thread Topic: Running Around at the Speed of Sound
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I don't remember using the word devoid
Huh -
HANGIN OUT
DOWN THE STREET
SAME OLD THING
WE DID LAST WEEK
NOT A THING TO DO
BUT TALK TO YOU
WE'RE ALL ALRIGHT
WE'RE ALL ALRIGHT
HELLO WISCONSIN -
did you just get angsty about f---ing that 70s show
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Angsty? Naaahhh
It's the government that's making you think that -
There was once this kid in one of my classes who sat next to me and suddenly pulled out a lemon and began peeling it
Then he looked over to me whilst peeling and asked what the time was
When I told him the time he just looked sad and proceeded to put away his partially peeled lemon back into his bag with a face that looked like he was ashamed for some reason
What???
Should I have told him it was the Sour Hour? -
There was once this teacher in art
And she dropped a bucket of paint in class and said "Ugh, today is so bad. I'm so angry I could bust a nut"
And this other kid was like "Um, teacher, I don't think you should be saying that ever again." because she was probably thinking of 'busting a gut'
but I mean
What if that caught on?
You'd be hanging with your friends and you'd suddenly get mad for whatever reason and say "man, i'm so angry I could seriously bust a nut right now"
and your friends would be like "wtf" and then you'd explain it to them and then THEY'D start using the term that way
Eventually everyone would be 'busting a nut'
Without knowing it, that teacher would have created a revolution -
But there will always be that one kid who doesn't understand and will be like "I'm so mad I could Jizz right now" and get a pink slip or some s---
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NO ONE WILL BE JIZZING IN MY CLASS ROOM, YOUNG MAN
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Football! Don't even get me started! And I'm not talking about the kind of football where they actually use their foot. I mean the kind where they slam into each other, like a bunch of barbarians! What I don't understand is why everything is always "bowl". What, like a toilet bowl? Okay, I know at least what the Super Bowl is. It's the most anticipated football game in the season. And with so much testosterone and high energy going around, why is the halftime show always some p---- pop group? GET METALLICA IN THERE OR SOMETHING! It doesn't make any sense! Back to football video games! Madden, Madden, Madden. Madden '91! Madden '92, Madden '93, Madden '94, Madden '95, Madden '96, Madden '97, Madden '98, Madden '99, Madden 2000, Madden 2001, Madden 2002, Madden 2003! Who the f--- is John Madden anyway?! He doesn't even look like an athlete! What is it with football? Everywhere you go football! Go there football! Football, football football. Like, what the f---?! Sunday night football! Monday night football! Thursday night football! Football on Thanksgiving! Football on Christmas, and out of all sports, it's the one everyone goes f---ing ape-s--- over! Makes them act like f---ing maniacs! Man... I gotta calm down. All right. If I'm gonna play some sports games, I gotta start with the Atari 2600. Yeah! This is when sports games were f---ing sports games. Look at these titles! Baseball, Basketball, Football, not this "Madden" s---. Just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, Nickelback, simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom BOMB, one compound word, it's motherf---ing, goddamn, sons-of-b----ing, f---, f---, f---ING FOOTBALL!
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Pencil Dick
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So like
Somehow
I got all my 'explicit' music back on my iphone
I can also listen to 'explicit' podcasts
so this is great as f---
I can listen to MBMBaM for the rest of the school year and, when I want a change of pace, I can listen to MC Chris, Star Bomb, and NSP. -
Damnit
I can't look at your face without getting envious
It doesn't help that the bottle had an adorable duck on it either -
thank you (?)
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I need to play
Presequel
Nisha
Hot
Cool Cow Girl
Best in the west no contest
Vladof
Makes her
Russian Cow Girl
Bear Girl?
Bear replace cow
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