The Wolfie's Den
Thread Topic: The Wolfie's Den
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oi put em up
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donnie darko is a good movie to get patches from
like the f---in bunny would be a cool patch -
Dew NewbieGay child you have forgotten the roleplays .v.
save me from school work and sleep deprivation pls -
i forgot how much i dig teen wolf
movie and tv show -
mr robot book is 9/10 so far
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i wants to go to a concert
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this song makes me laugh a bit i dig
I'm going down
I'm going down
I'm going down
On you
I'm breathing deep then I leap in
I'm going under
Like eating that V's the key to how we can beat global hunger
Achieve total peace on earth
I'm a freak, I'm a local wonder
More lung capacity than Freddy Mercury vocal numbers
I plunder the briny deep
A spelunker plunging in, 
hunkering down in between those puffy pink walls
Like a fallout bunker
And if never emerge to the surface don't gimme s---
In twenty years I'm back like Kimmy Shmidt (wassup)
Hold up, wait (Hold up, wait)
Cause I really gotta set one thing straight
I'm not chowing on the chocha so that you'll reciprocate
I just go in (go in)
No strings (no strings)
Tastes great (tastes great)
Fun times (vitamins!)
I got a wand tongue
I'm doing sorcery
If you don't want none
Well that's just more for me
I'm going down
On you
I'm going down on you like I like it but bruh I'm lyin'
Cause I don't like it I luh that s---'s my valentine
One tiny warning, I'm dining on your gourmet form until the morning
Performing like it'll stop global warming
My pallet has got no equal
Talent could vanquish evil
And maybe make Rick Moranis be in the Ghostbusters sequel
One taste and I'm wailing "god bless!" (god bless!)
Until you quiver I will not rest (not rest)
Licking repeatedly like your beaver's a square reader
And my tongue is a VISA debit card that failed to process
It's like the Miracle Worker and I'm blind and I'm deaf and dumb
Plus each inch my body's numb except for the tip of my tongue
And each Wikipedia topic's printed in microscopic raised ink on your clit
So the single option I got to know something about this wonderful globe that
We come from's
to locate your swollen bean and then probe the folds of it
Fiendishly til you come
about infinity times
And baby that isn't a crime
I'm going down
I'm going down
I'm going down
On you
Given our planet's gender ratio
It'd be a mockery glossing over fellatio (there he go)
Meaning that really f---ing quick
I gotta touch on sucking dick
Many guys visualize giving BJs And say "eww"
But can we just please give smoking pole a calm objective view?
I'm pretty straight, but I'll state: sexuality's an arc
Maybe I can suck a flashlight so my soul will not be dark
Why couldn't I get sexual with a man at all?
At thirteen I was in my bedroom f---ing stuffed animals
If I can bang an inanimate object can't I jam the crotch of a man
in my jaw and softly massage it?
Fellas vomit like "what if the sausage is smelling hella funky?"
Don't you wash your f---ing junk, B?
Of course I wouldn't devour icky salami
But that goes the same for encountering stinky punani
So in this scenario where I brush my teeth with a penis
Let's assume that the penis we're dealing with sparkles the cleanest of all
Penis penis on the wall
With those well proportioned balls
I'm going down
On you
So let's say you're okay with your lips around a cock
But you still can't wrap your mind around the final moneyshot
Don't give up! if the nut is what truly makes it foul
Then just get him close to busting and hand him a paper towel
Yup! no gravy on your chin!
Yup! everybody wins!
Yup! squirrel to an acorn
Dudes like to look at dicks in their straight p---
Put your hands up if you got hangups
Put your hands up if you got hangups
If I could get with it I'd have a wider ocean I'm fishing in
But I'm inhibited by my social conditioning
So where my head's at present the odds
are gloomy
That I would agree to feast on a D that's presented to me
But I'm not officially ruling out
That at some point in my life I'll have a dingaling in my mouth -
on ap practice tests in only getting 3 questions wrong out of 25
my teacher said if you get half right that is considered doing well
boi im f---in good
4 or 5 on that ap test yes please -
What a tangle
What a strangling knot to be caught in
To be exiled here
To be stuck in Berlin with Vienna so near
Yet so far from the Emperor's ear
What a strange and impossible sum
To be old while to still be so young
To have sung before speaking a word
To be heard
To be hailed
Then to fail
To be done
To love but to be so naive
To trust and to be so deceived
To mourn, forlorn, to be torn from you
Scorned for another who suffers no grief
To curse God, seeking lightning
And to still be ignored
To hide in this room, now too rich to afford
To hear armies of creditors bang at the door
Always yelling for more
And to have nothing to sell that could help
Except for the Steinway that sits in the corner
For Arthur it all came too easily
To learn the scales in every key
To play the etudes and the suites
The nocturnes and The Fantaisie
To master the sonatas, minuets, and symphonies
To seek the truth fits and starts
To strike the middle F like it's an arrow through the heart
To wing the right hand like a dove
(the peaceful flutter of a dove)
And with left a violent shove
(some moments will demand a shove)
To needle gently yet relentless with a steady foot upon the pedal
And to clench the iron first inside the velvet glove
To learn to whisper and to scream
(the whisper justifies the scream)
To let each yearning finger breathe
(no, nothing lives unless it breathes)
To burn, to worship, to mislead
To pose a question with a pinky on a key
To flee, to fight, to bleed
To float in air
Nothing solid underneath
To rap those heavy knuckles on the gate to heaven til there's nothing to
Achieve, but
To go retrieve the length of cable hidden in the cabinet
To metamorphasize the twisted rope unto an alphabet
To lay the lazy C upon the shabby wooden floor to rest
To send the end across the top and bend the C into an S
To curve the tail beneath the S to turn the tangle to a B
To hug the wretched root around the fibers suffocatingly
To wrap again to wrap again to give the coil seven loops
To penetrate the yawning hoop
To tug the loose appendage through
To yank the knot until it's ready for the job
it's got to do
To toss the braid above the ceiling beam and to affix the noose
To bid adieu to all of you
until there's nothing left to do but
Climb the chair
To cinch the collar
Find the edge
To step into the air -
im feeling slightly ostrecized irl
It's a shame -
ostracized lol9lol spelling
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my two gal friends have been so annoying that i hardly talk to them so that's probably my fault
and my botanist friend always wants to hang out but i never wanna go home
my d and d friends seems disinterested
my boyfriend and i are good tho thats cool
but i feel fairly lonely :/ -
sometimes i f---ing hate my mother all she does is scream scream scream
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breadboy69 NewbieI know what it's like to have a parent that does that. If you need to you can talk to me about it
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i wouldn't mind it so much if i had a dad around but i dont so shes my only "life"source
literally i can do one thing wrong and she says i always do it and im just the worst and all this bulls---
even when it's her fault it's my fault ya feel
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