The Official Thread Of Officialness
Thread Topic: The Official Thread Of Officialness
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Me: *sigh* I guess I should explain my Scar to you. *Pulls up chart of Scarlett like a scientist* This specimen-
Scar: If I had a rose for every time I thought about you I'd be walking in my garden-
Me: *ahem* AS I was saying. This specimen loves flirting and is the crazy dirty n minded of the group. She has a crush on literally every boy and girl she meets. Scar is one of my voices in my head and I'd describe her as everything black, black hair, skin, and clothes. And her clothes are usually stuff like-
Scar: *struts out in tight short, short dress* this is my normal attire.
Me: I'm done ðŸ˜
Vinny: Then what's my real name?
Me: Vincent. Vinny tour real name is Vincent. Gosh who created you people? Oh Nevermind..
Scar: Totally set yourself up for that one. -
Scarlette: I like these people *smiles and opens her wings, stretching*
Demand: Of course you would, after you got the chance to show off your wings. *huffs*
Me: Oh, and Demand is the straightforward one. He is...unique.
Scarlette: Got that right *laughs*
Demand: Ugh, I wish Lucifer were here....
Lucifer: *winks at Vinny* I was summoned? -
Scar: *leans forward* who's Lucifer? Hi I'm Scar. Are you a cornfield because I'm stalking you 😉
Me:*ignores Scar with a strain* haha "Demand" I get it
Vinny: I wanna make gay with you *looks at Lucifer*
Me: *still trying to ignore*
Scar: Back off he's mine! *Opens book of pickup lines ten inches thick*
Vinny: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
Scar: That's my thing! He's stealing my thing!
Vinny: Creepypasta sucks.
Me: *Is triggered* WUT U SAY? -
Do you have a spontaneous booty?
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Scar: YESS
Me: No. -
How so?
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Lucifer: *looks between Vinny and Scar* Calm down *winks at Vinny*
Demand: *looks at Lucifer* What the hell? Is there some love drug I'm not on? -
... I can manage the voices in my head.
Cirus: *Yawns softly wrapping his wings around himself sitting by me messing with a book*
Me: Cirus, what's up? *Pokes him*
Cirus: *looks up shrugging* Oh- Reading...
Torasi: ZAxxy! *A girl with long red hair with white tips dashes in hug attacking me*
Me: AH- I am trying to chill, dear. *Hugs her* -
Scar: My booty is a whole other universe
Me: Kill me
Vinny: *raises hand slowly*
Scar: *starts twerking*
Scar's butt: Is a talking butt spontaneous enough for you? *starts throwing confetti* -
Lucifer: *goes over to Vinny and covers his eyes* You do t need to see this *his eyes turn red and demo s appear at his shoulders for a split second*
Demand: I guess so *mutters something inaudible*
Scarlette: *looks at everyone in the room and folds her wings in* -
A talking butt, how the derp does that work!?
Would you date me for a pokemon? -
Ehh- *Looks at the book Cirus is reading as he wraps his wings around himself more- White ones with blood like colour splatted on them but alas only being red feathers to his wings*
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Jinx~
Scar: Yes it's a drug called 'Spontaneous Booty' you gotta try it.
Me: I never signed up for this
Vinny: *Shows me a contract of me and my signature*
Me: *reads document* *fixes glasses like a secretary* I fregret signing that.
Scar: LOVE BOOTY!
Vinny: *is being stabbed by me when I remember he hated creepypasta*
Venere~
Scar:Yes the mouth is the-
Me: Say it. Say it I dare you.
Scar: *smiles* Butt crack.
Vinny: *is almost dead*
Vinny:..
Vinny:...
Vinny: *looks at Lucifer*
Vinny:........
Vinny: If I were autocorrect I would turn You and I into Us
Me: 😤 -
Answer
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Bye.
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