Ya Know that One Chicken that Crossed the Road?
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Thread Topic: Ya Know that One Chicken that Crossed the Road?
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Share and post funny things!
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Person 1: Guess the number I'm thinking of!
Person 2: Umm...
Person 1: It's between 1 and 3...
Person 2: 4!
Person 1: It's between 1 and 3.... Not including 1 or 3!
Person 2: M!
Person 3: Is he right?!
Person 1: Yessss.... *Rubbing face* The number I was thinking of was the letter M... (SARCASM!)
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Ugly Princess: Mirror, mirror on the wall... Who's the prettiest of them all?
Mirror: Why you are. You shine brighter then any star!
Coward Knight: Mirror, mirror on the wall... Whothe bravest of them all?
Mirror: You! You are so brave that even dragons shiver in fear!
Terrible Cook: Who can cook the best?
Mirror: You, of course! Your delicious meals fill millions of hungry stomachs!
Cruel King: Who is the nicest ruler?
Mirror: You are, my highness! Everyone holds you dear and mighty!
Man: Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the most honest of them all?
Mirror: ...... Sure as Hell ain't me. -
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I want to hit you with a car. Throw you off a cliff so high. I hope you break your neck and die.
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