so today at lunch
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Thread Topic: so today at lunch
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There's this girl in our group named Jenny. Jenny told me that she has salt in her purse. Okay, then. That's kind of odd. She hands me her purse anD IT IS FULL. FULL OF SALT PACKETS FROM THE MOVIE THEATER. WHAT. THE. HECK.
SHE COUNTED THEM. SEVENTY FOUR. SEVENTY FOUR. FREAKING. SALT PACKETS.
BECAUSE.
"YOU NEVER KNOW"
JENNY WHY -
Because school lunch is bland :/
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I guess I wouldn't know I take my lunch 😂
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that's f---ing hilarious she sounds like me
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if you have seventy four salt packets in your purse you need jesus
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no I just used to hoard those tiny bottles of maple syrup from cracker barrel and carry them around for puns
and anyway salt is pure and can be used to ward off demons so it's probably the opposite
if you don't carry salt you need jesus -
What if it's actually cocaine and she's this huge drug lord
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that'd be pretty interesting
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