The Black Parade
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Thread Topic: The Black Parade
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December seven lands on a Wednesday.
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I have to grow some will power by then and plot out the things according to what the best thing would be.
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So phase one of the plan is to find a wingman that's not really bright and make them help me and stuff
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OuO then I will pay them with whatever they want
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Along the way I was thinking about becoming a major slut
But that's kind of bleh.
Instead I will keep being me and die of age and still be a potato -
So when they're all like gasp omg
They'll be like oh :c so nice
Instead of wtf made this satan -
And I'm going to use deer as a wingman.
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If I go down I will have the satisfaction of knowing that you went down with me
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Oh god I just noticed how weird this sounds
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I was taking about the ROTC Christmas party o.o not something else
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O.O see I have to design the theme with three other people and yeah so like yee
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O.o I should be more specific whenever I make posts sometimes they sound strange
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If you think about it that actually sounds like a good plan to commit suicide with
You get an innocent moron who will help you gather the things you need thinking its for something else
You plan the date
Then you turn into a hoe and enjoy the last few weeks you have to live at its max
Then you seduce all the people you've ever liked in your life
And then you leave them all heart broken when they find you hanging on the ceiling with no pulse.
O.o damn, it's so tempting I almost want to try it out. -
Im just kidding if they put a pear next to me they would probably choose a pear because it has a better figure
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e.e f---ing moron and his fetishes.
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