Lyrics For 'If You Were Gay'
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Jaybot13 NewbieIf you were gay
That would be okay
I mean, 'cause hey! Huh!
I'd like you an-y-way
And if it were me
I would feel free-to-say
That I was gay!
But-I'm-Not-Gay
If you were queer
I would still be here
Because you're dear-to-me
And I know that you
Would except me too
If I told you to-day
'Hey! Guess what? I'm gay!'
But-I'm-not-gay
And I'm happy~
Just bein' with you!
So what should it matter to me what you do-**-***-****-****!
Iiiif yooou weeere gaaay
I'd shout, 'Hurray!'
And here I's staaaaay
And I wouldn't get in-your-way
You can count on me-
To always beeee
Inside you ev-ry-day
To tell you it's-o-kay
Oh, you were just born-that-way
And as they say!
It's in your DNA!
You're gaaaaaaaay!
I AM NOT GAY!
If you WERE gay!
AHHHH!
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I love this song. It's so meaningful! Many people are so against people loving another of their gender, but it doesn't matter! You can love who you love, and nobody can stop you! C': -
Jaybot13 NewbieDoes anybody else have any comments for this song? It's by Avenue Q.
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Hmm, I think this song is a good song for people that are lesbian or gay and it's an interesting song.
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Jaybot13 NewbieThank you. It doesn't belong to me. If you liked it, check out The Internet is for P***! I do not mean to spam, I just want to share!
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Jaybot13 NewbieThe Internet is for P*** is aslo by Avenue Q.
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Everytime I go to dinner
it seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
I can talk; they're not able
When I look at them I find
there's a single question on their mind.
I wish it could go back to the way it was
its not easy now because...
My whole family thinks I'm gay
I guess it's always been that way.
Maybe its cause of the way that I walk,
that makes them think that I like...boys
That I like boys
The goddamn question just wont go away
and I get asked every single day
but the way they ask it is not a disguise,
like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?" (That's...funny)
This is the worst, baby this was my fear
Now their opinions are crystal clear, because
My whole family now is shocked,
I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
Now my glory days are gone,
I was John Elway now I'm Elton John.
My whole family now suspects,
Watching Spongebob had side-effects.
I'm not gay and that's what I said,
If I'm gay, hey God strike me dead.
Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.
I don't mean to yell but i fear i must,
Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust.
Because, even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay...motherf---er
You all probably think I'm gay,
Man this song is counterproductive ...
la la la la la
Because my whole family thinks I'm gay,
What did they know anyway?
You gotta look right through the haze,
Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.
My whole family thinks I'm queer,
That is all I ever hear,
But I've been as straight as a ramp,
If you dont count Bible camp. -
I've got bi-polar disorder
My s---'s not in order
I'm overweight
I'm always late
I've got too many things to say
I rock mom jeans, cat earrings
Extrapolate my feelings
My family is dysfunctional
But we have a good time killing each other
They tell us from the time we're young
To hide the things that we don't like about ourselves
Inside ourselves
I know I'm not the only one who spent so long attempting to be someone else
Well I'm over it
I don't care if the world knows what my secrets are, secrets are
I don't care if the world knows what my secrets are, secrets are
So-o-o-o-o what
So-o-o-o-o what
So-o-o-o-o what
So-o-o-o-o what
I can't think straight, I'm so gay
Sometimes I cry a whole day
I care a lot, use an analog clock
And never know when to stop
And I'm passive, aggressive
I'm scared of the dark and the dentist
I love my butt and won't shut up
And I never really grew up
They tell us from the time we're young
To hide the things that we don't like about ourselves
Inside ourselves
I know I'm not the only one who spent so long attempting to be someone else
Well I'm over it
I don't care if the world knows what my secrets are, secrets are
I don't care if the world knows what my secrets are, secrets are
So-o-o-o-o what
So-o-o-o-o what
So-o-o-o-o what
So-o-o-o-o what
I don't care if the world knows what my secrets are (secrets are), secrets are
I don't care if the world knows what my secrets are (secrets are), secrets are
So-o-o-o-o what
So-o-o-o-o what
So-o-o-o-o what
So-o-o-o-o what
(I don't care if the world knows what my secrets are)
So-o-o-o-o what
So-o-o-o-o what
So-o-o-o-o what
So-o-o-o-o what -
Wow. I never thought that there would be songs about being gay...
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Draco changed the subject. Now, I have to post all my fav of lgbt songs.
I don't wanna hear you've got a boyfriend
Sometimes you're better off alone
But if you change your mind, you know where I am
Yeah if you change your mind, you know
Where to find me
'Cause I don't ever wanna be your boyfriend
And never did I think that I
Would be caught in the way you got me
Push another girl aside and just give in
Girls love girls and boys
Girls love girls and boys
And never did I think that I
Would be caught in the way you got me
But girls love girls and boys
And love is not a choice
Pose, you've gotta save your reputation
They're close to finding out about your girlfriend
But if you change your mind, you know where I am
Yeah if you change your mind, you know
Where to find me
'Cause I don't wanna save your reputation
And never did I think that I
Would be caught in the way you got me
Push another girl aside and just give in
Girls love girls and boys
Girls love girls and boys
And never did I think that I
Would be caught in the way you got me
But girls love girls and boys
And love is not a choice
I am just a villain vying for attention
From a girl
A girl who can't decide and here's the reason why
Girls love girls and boys
Girls love girls and boys
Girls love girls and boys
Girls love girls and boys
And never did I think that I
Would be caught in the way you got me
But girls love girls and boys
And love is not a choice -
Jaybot13 NewbieOh, cool! I'll check these songs out!
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Jaybot13 NewbieHey!
Hey, it's me!
Aren't filled with any glee?
Yeah, my hairs a mess
But I can't care less
'Cuz it's not like I'm gonna wair a dress
Don't put me in a skirt
I'd rather wear pants and a t-shirt
'Cuz I'm cra-zy!
Cra-zy!
Craz-y gay!
Yeah, I'm cra-zy!
Cra-zy!
Cra-zy gay-
I don't care who hates me
Who cares any-way?
'Cus I'm cra-zee gay.
Yeah, no one likes a losah!
I really don't wanna lose ya
Just 'cuz ya the same sex
Ain't mean we gotta do like the rest
No
Oooooh...
Oooh...
Ye-he-heeeeeaaaaa!
I'm cra-zy!
Cra-zy!
Cra-zy gay!
Oh, I'm cra-zy!
Cra-zy
Cra-zy gaaaaay.... -
I need your opinion...
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Jaybot13 Newbie-There! Right there! Look at that perfect tender skin! Look at the killer shape he's in! Look at that slightly stubby chin! Oh, please he's gay! Totally gay!
-I'm not about to celabrate. Every trait could indicate a totally strait expatriate. This guy's not gay, I say, not gay.
- That is the elephant in the room. Well, it is irrelevant to assume that a man who wears perfume is automatically radically fey!
-But look at his crispy tender locks.
-Look at his pretty translucent socks!
-There's the eternal paradox. Look what we're seein'!
-What're we seein'?
-Is he gaaaaaay-
-Of course he's gay!
-Or European?
...
-Ooooh...
...
-Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee. Is he gay or European?
-Well, hey! Don't look at me!
-You see they bring their boys up different there. They dress them up like ports. They ply peculiar sports-
-In shiny shirts and tiny shorts! Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks! They both say things like 'chal balla' (as best as i can spell it) while they kiss you on both cheeks!
-Oh, please!
-Gay or European? So manyy shades of gray~
-Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.
-Is he gay or European? Or-
-THERE! RIGHT THERE! Look at that contending smirk! Seen it on every guy at work! That is a metro, hetro jerk! That guy's not gay! I say, no way!
-That is the elephant in the room. Though it is still irrelevant to assume that a hottie in that costume is-
-Automatically-radically-
-Convertably-gurgily-
-Genetically-medically-
-GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY! Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay-
...
DAMN IT! Gay or European?
-So stylish and relaxed.
-Is he gay or European?
-I think his chest is waxed!
-Though they bring their boys up different, it's culturally diverse. It's not a fashin curse-
-If he wears a kilt or bares a purse! Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code!
-Yet his accent is hypnotic, but his shoes are pointy-toed!
-Huh. Gay or European? So many shades of gray~
-But if he turns out strait, I'm free at 8 on Saturday!
-Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Earo-!
-Wait a minute! Gimme a chance to crack this guy. I have an idea I'd like to try.
-By all means! The floor is yours!
-So... Mr. Aremus Tucoas... This allege with Miss. Windam has been going on for-?
-Two years.
-And your first name again is-?
-Aremus.
-And your boyfriend's name is-?
-Carlos...
-*Gasp*
-I-I sorry! You say 'boyfriend', I thought you say 'best friend'. Carlos is my best friend.
-YOU BASTERED!
-*Gasp*
-YOU LYING BASTERED!
-*Gasp*
-That iz it! I no cover for you no more! Peoplez! I have a BIG announcement! This man is gay AND European!
-Whoa!
-And neither iz his his place!
-No!
-You got to stop your cheering a completely closet case!
-Whoa!
-It's me, not her he seeing no matter what he saaaay! I swear he never, ever, ever swing zee other way! You are so gay! You big parfey! You flaming bahfrund Cabrera!
-I'm strait!
-You were not yezterday.
-So if I maaaaay- I'm proud to saaaaaay- He's gay!
-And European!
-He's gay!
-And European!
-He's gay!
-And European! And gaaaaaaaaay!
-Fine! Okay! I'm gay!
-Hurraaaaaaaaaaaaay! -
Dude,almost everyone is gay!!!
It's so cool and tendy! Am I right?! -
Ummm... Yeah... Please listen... Paige, I've read your other posts in other threads and... I as hoping you wouldn't come. I'm new, 13, and I hate cursing a fighting so please don't start any arguments while you are here... I don't mean to be rude, it's just that I don't want to learn anything I'm not supposed to know yet. I hope you understand.
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