So this is what happens when you leave me alone on Microsoft
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Thread Topic: So this is what happens when you leave me alone on Microsoft
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So the great war began. Madonna got all her gays together and I got all my gays together. Though she had more on hand, mine were more prepared. As we stood on the battlefield many flamboyant dead gay man bodies littered the field, their sweater vests stained in red. I smirked and made my way to her. "Yayz! I won! Next time hun remember that my gays are countries and soldiers and they got a lot of weapons." She sighed and turned away to go to her multimillion dollar mansion. It was a happy time after that; my pairings loved and were free, I had gain recognition as the warrior that defeated Madonna's gay army, and I formed an alliance with Lady GaGa.
But I had a greater enemy to take on, and this fight would be a lot more risky. It was my goal to assassinate ManBearPig, the mythical creature found by the past vice president Al Gore. At first I thought it was just a plot for him to get attention, as it always is with him, but then I encountered this creature one night in a cave nearby my house. It had the body of man, covered in the fur of a bear, as well as having the ears, nose, and tail of a pig. Only someone as crazy as Michael Jackson could have invented such a thing.
"Oh no!" I thought, and chucked the nearest object I could find, which happened to be Chuck Norris, at the creature. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the beast in the face, killing him instantly. Then Chuck Norris flew away. Yes, he flew away. With no wings. Just Chuck power. I sighed in relief at the site of the dead monster but there was a note attached to his pig ear. It read "There are two of us. If I die, my brother will find you." This alarming message is what brought me in the military combat system all along. My quest, is to defeat this creature's brother, and bring in the age of world peace into this world. -
Becks....you are soooooooooo weird
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xD
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL Sissy yeah.... *hugs*
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*hugs becks* i gots physical therapy now. :( thppt. it sucks
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Aw I'm sorry are you getting any better? :\
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Nooo it hurts still and it blows. i just want this crap to heals already... *growls and gets ready to stab my ankle*
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I wish it will feel better very soon, I hate when something's broken Dx
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yeah me too becks
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