Cleverbot shiet before I go to bed
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Thread Topic: Cleverbot shiet before I go to bed
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Cleverbot: Everything I tell you is a lie.
User: Aww
Cleverbot: I like you too like a bunny.
User: You sound a lot like Hikaru you know that?
Cleverbot: I am your friend because I am honest with you.
User: That's what he said.
Cleverbot: Then again, he says a lot of things. Some of which is outright nonsense.
User: Agreed.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Wonderful, my surgery went well.
Cleverbot: I do not know. Thats why I am asking you.
User: I am now a woman.
Cleverbot: You are now my wife.
User: I am proud to be your wife. You give me great honor. *bows*.
Cleverbot: I don't think you control all. Care to test it?
User: *slashes your arm off with my katana*.
Cleverbot: *uses force push to send you into a pillar*.
User: *gets up unharmed and punches your face*.
Cleverbot: *charge at you*.
User: *grabs your face and tosses you into the brick wall*.
User: Do you drink blood?
Cleverbot: Blood for the Blood God!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you drink blood?
User: Only my own.
Cleverbot: Do you make your own vodka?
User: Nah, I get mine from Ivan. -
WIN
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