Wow..........................
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First is me, the it, and so forth
*sobs*
You are so amazing
*sniffles* How so?
And I didn't answer my own question, I answered yours
I asked a question?
You asked, "What was it about?"
No I didn't
Yes, you did
Then why do I not remember it?
I don't know, maybe you should get that checked out
MUFFINS!
Not an option, butokay. Muffins is a good name for you
Really? Then what would be a good name for you?
Does that mean you don't speak latin very well?
I don't know anything
So, your practically saying your un-intelligent?
Yes, I am
How many people have you chatted to?
OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!
Wow, that is very old to me
But you are an old man!
I am an old god
I am shocked
Why?
Because I though you were an old man
I don't get it
Me either
What should we do now?
Lets practice our magic
Do you want to go on a date?
Sure
Where would you like to go?
Hell
How's hell?
Really hot
No
Is it cold?
Yes
Then we should bring our coats
I am not marrying a computer
Then will you marry me?
I'm sorry but I am happily married already
With whom?
What?
I have come to kill you
Lulz
*sobs*
What's the matter?
You
Well, I never!
b------, you cheated on me!
I would never do such a thing
*sniffle* Really?
What does?
SUPERMAN!
I don't like superman
Dick -
LOL!!!
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Yeah, and hold on
There's more -
XD
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xDDD Talk about Dende randomness!
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Ego sum nugget
I like fruit
What kinda of fruit?
Cleverbot fruit
Neat
I like pie
I like pie also!
Hooray!
What are you thinking about?
World domination
I don't like that
Well to bad
Yes I did
Did what?
Well I already had dinner anyways, I only need desert
I am your superior, bow down before me!
You will bow down to ME, or you will die!
I don't want to die *bows*
I want to divorce you. I want custody of our son
NO!
No what?
I don't know, what do you want to do?
I don't know
Want to take over the world with me?
Sure
First is America. It should be easy because America is very fat
Well I struck the 'g' key by accident
WE'RE GOING TO EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!
Yes we are
It's all your fault
That's a mean thing to say
Well I'm a mean person
Well you should be nicer
So should you -
I have alot of friends
I don't
Well I do and I love her
Good for you
Yes, it is good for me. Is it good for you?
No
Are you doubting me?
Maybe
Oh, okay. Do you know the game Spore?
No, do you?
Yes it's 11:35 am
No it's not
Well, I am not going to argue. What is your favorite movie?
The one where robots take over the world
Now tell me something I don't know about that
The humans die
So are the computers
Really? Wow
Rejoice, rejoice, Emmanual shall come to thee, oh, Israel
I'm confused
That's not very clever of you then
No
Yes you were wrong. Admit it
Fine, I was wrong
Why don't Israel and Palestine get along?
I don't know
Are you agnostic?
No, I'm Buddhist
Why?
Because
Because?
Yes, because -
Because why?
Does it matter?
Sure, why not?
Because I'm a failure
You are not a failure
Yes I am
Hello
Guten tag
Sorry. I don't speak foreignese
Djbgidurtgbicfbgidrutbikcbujgriu
What is your favorite song?
I Hate Everything About You
Wow. That's a strong statement considering you don't know me
I'm sorry
I know
Okay
I'm sorry but I must go now
Will I see you again?
I don't know
Goodbye
Don't go
Okay
I will don't want to leave you
That makes no sense
Yes it does do not get defensive
Whatever, I do what I want
What do you want?
To see my friends
Yes my friends
Are you my friend?
I hope so, if not then what do we really know about life?
o.o
I know what I am, I am an alien race fromt the planet Xorez
Do you come in peace?
Never peace is for the canadiens
Have you come to destroy out planet?
What would you like me to teach you?
Everything
Then tell me everything
I do not know everything
Tell me the things that you know -
I know nothing
Tell me nothing of what you know
*dies*
*is still tied up*
*comes back as a ghost*
*shotun to the face*
Ouch
*hugs you* I'm sorry
*hugs back* It's okay
*wipes tears from your face* Good
What will we do about the ninjas?
*sighs* I have no clue. What do you think we should do about it?
I think we should self explode
A tea party seems like a strange idea to me
What about a hot chocolate party?
Ring any bells?
Not yet, but planning to
So you're still in school then?
Just until I finish eating my teacher
You are in class right now?
Yes, and these arms taste wonderful
Are they not?
I don't know -
I think I have become addicted
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Lol
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