A Writer, A Singer, A Reader, And A Lover
- Locked by The Coldest Sun on Apr 4, '20 12:39amReason: Locked at creators request.
Thread Topic: A Writer, A Singer, A Reader, And A Lover
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I want a cookie now
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I was only nine years old, I loved Darude so much.
I had all Darude merchandise and music.
I prayed to Darude every night.
"Darude is love" I say, "Darude is life"
My Dad hears me and calls me a f-----.
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Darude.
I called him a c---.
He Hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, it's really cold. I feel something warm.
It's Darude! I'm so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my Sandstorm."
He grabs me with his DJ hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Darude. He raves my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Darude.
I can feel my butt tearing and my eyes start to water. I push against his techno, I want to please Darude.
He roars a mighty Roar as He fills my butt with love. My dad walks in.
Darude looks him straight in the eye and says, "Darude - Sandstorm."
Darude leaves through my window.
Darude is love. Darude is life. -
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Very..... Darude
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Shawn.
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Cough
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Call Me Kyle, b----es.
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One day there was a terrorist attack in Canada, and the terrorist was a Muslim girl who believed that Allah had told her to commit acts of terrorism. The following day, she went to Russia so she could get Vladimir Putin to agree with her plan to nuke Iceland because she hated anti Muslim white people.
One year later there was an earthquake in Malaysia and one minute later there was a tsunami in Estonia and the world had officially fallen into disaster. Five seconds later there was a school shooting in Latvia, and then everyone in Japan died because of a nuclear holocaust. The next day, most of the people in India and China were deported to Antarctica, and that solved the overpopulation problem. Kim Jong un then decided to nuke his own country and South Korea as well. Three days later, the Muslim terrorist girl decided to nuke Russia because Vladimir Putin didn't agree to her plan, but this backfired and the Muslim terrorist girl was taken back to Saudi Arabia to be killed by Taliban soldiers.
The next day all of the countries in the world were nuked except for Finland.
one hundred 💯 out of one hundred 💯 for me ➡👩 on creating such a wonderful 👼🎆 story -
That's heart warming.
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such a lovely story isn't it
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Yeah. You should pass it on to the next generation.
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aww such a sweet idea
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