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Me:G'd mornin' Oz *opens blinds*
Ozzy:Ugh...i wanted to sleep
Me:Oh well.You need to get up,at least exercise
Ozzy:I DONT WANT TO *death glare*
Me:Well to bad sleepy head *trys to pick ozzy up*
Ozzy:...
Me:HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?
Ozzy:idk
Me:Get up,i wanna weigh you
Ozzy:Fine,hold on let me stretch
Me:Okay let me get your scale *leaves*
Ozzy:*stays in bed*
Me:GET UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Ozzy:*gets up* geez
Me:*pulls ozzy over to scale*
Ozzy:closes eyes and almost falls over*
Me:*weighs ozzy*
Ozzy:*looks at me*
Me:what? hmmm..you weigh,180 pounds,no,you weigh 200.
Ozzy:I care...why?
Me:EXERCISE! because we know i can't get you sober
Ozzy:*laughs* *gets serious* f--- off and let me sleep*
Me:okay,*leaves*
Ozzy:*looks at sun* DAMN! -
you have a nice mom. if i had said any of that to my mom then i would be dead
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Mom?
wtf it's ozzy,not my mom. -
oh wth is wrong with me? i thought it said mom and you actually did all that...
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
that's so funny.Technacly i did all that with ozzy.I mean,i can go "in" my head and do all this stuff. -
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thats cool!
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