Land of Stars and Echoes
Thread Topic: Land of Stars and Echoes
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oh hey there homie didn't see you there
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"I'm pretty sure Rithe is the type that's really casual about sexual encounters
and romance altogether
Avarice is a really outgoing flirt which flies in the face of his anxiety and overall fear of being physically close to people but Rithe is for real all over people
she loves love and everything that comes along with it
also she has nicknames for literally everyone
Avarice's is Rissa
Caaguru's is Princess
Jegero's is Jack
Sehei's is Hey which is really lame and he keeps telling her to think of a better one but she's stubborn as hell
Malamute's is Doll
sometimes dollmation because come on" -
holy sht okay
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so these two girls came through my self-checkout a few days ago
and immediately started attacking me with the absolute best pickup lines I have ever heard
it was great -
they were hilarious
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I'm supposed to give them a card with my name on it so they can give feedback
and one of them's like "can I get your number on there too?"
(double pistols and a wink) -
mind you, this girl is very small
and I'm starting to get suspicious -
"how old are you?"
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she drops to her knees
"AGE IS BUT A NUMBER!" -
"no how old are you for real"
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beat
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"....fifteen.."
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"...AND A HALF!"
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"oh my god."
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I ended up giving her my number anyway because she's f---ing hilarious and I'm always looking for gay friends
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