Soap, Anyone?
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Thread Topic: Soap, Anyone?
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(*Gives pillow*)
Finally, I slid over to the door, and opened it. And then a fist gets me in the face. Then black. -
(*throws pillow at Ozzy then curls up on couch like a little kid*)
A port. Hmm....
I started walking toward it. But of course there were cameras. So, instead of darting through with vampire speed, I'd make this more fun. It'd be boring otherwise. -
(PILLOW HATER.)
It shoulldn't have been that easy. I mean, I should have lost consciousness that quick. Something about that just wasn't right. -
(SOUP HATER.)
I stared at a camera for a few minutes, watching it. There was a light on, even in the camera's blind spots. -
(FUN SUCKER. xD)
*Shouldn't
I heard a faint evil viscious sounding laugh thing from some creep in the backround (XD) and yeah. I could tell this was gonna suck. -
(PAPER PASSER-OUTER. DON'T SHOOT PEOPLE.)
Hmm.... I climbed up on the roof of a building and snuck across it. And I fell in a vent. -
(Eat a nun.)
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(Nuns are salty)
When I opened my eyes, my hands were tied behind my back, and I was... in a very dark room. It was creepy. -
(I'm gonna make a bumper sticker one day. And it'll say, "EAT A NUN, COOK A PRIEST. TAKE THAT CHRISTIANITY.")
I sighed. Climbing through the vent resulted in me going through multiple buildings and out to the water. Could I run on water? -
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.)
A silhoutte inched towards me, and I tensed up. When I finally saw the dudes face in the dim light, I almost fainted.
"D-d-.... dad?" -
(And my mom would kill me.)
Worth a shot. I started running. Looks like I could! I smiled. Ozzy? -
(Yup. Mom would murde rme if I bought that.)
This better be good. WHAT?! He threatened my with a blade near my chest. I swore, any minute He'd jab in into my heart and I'd die. -
I'm almost home. Where are you?
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I'm about 99 on the Close to Death Metre.
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Really? What's happening?
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