Soap pweez
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Thread Topic: Soap pweez
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'I know, but when you first said---aw, never mind!' she skipped away.
'Weird kid.' Tanya mumbled. -
"Just like her daddy."
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'A little too much like him.' Tanya added.
'You know,Jeff, I really don't like your friends. The ones at that gay bar you always go to.' Ted told Jeff, before biting into that mysterious sandwich Jeff had.
'Uh-huh, then why're you eating that?' Jeff asked, with a big, wicked grin.
'What does that have to do with----' He realized. 'Oh, my god.'
Leeza burst out laughing. She knew that Jeff was messing with Ted's head, and found that hysterical. -
"Is that human meat?" Sui asked, staring at it.
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'No, it isn't really.' Jeff mouthed, trying to stop himself from laughing. 'I'm just messing with his head.'
'Excuse me while I go throw up.' Ted moaned, before running upstairs to the bathroom. Leeza and Jeff howled with laughter, and slapped eachother high-fives. -
Sui rolled his eyes and snickered.
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'That was the best prank I've ever seen, Dahmer!' Leeza cheered.
'Hey, you came up with it, don't give me the credit.' Jeff smiled.
'Well, Jeff, you're way too nice. I thought you deserved to be the mean one for once!' -
"Mhm." Yu smiled. "If you're too nice, you get taken advantage of. If you're too mean, no one wants to be around you."
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'So I've learned.' Jeff smiled, thinking about all the scars on his back. He winced afterwards.
'Which is exactly why you should be in the middle!' Leeza chimed.
'N---no, YOU listen!' Marshall growled over the phone. 'Everything I do in th---no, LISTEN! Everything I do in that garage...is BUSINESS-RELATED!'
Jeff laughed. He remembered that John Wayne Gacy had said the exact same thing. -
"Who are you talking to?" Mimi asked, trying to read.
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'Nobody important.' Marshall replied. He then turned back to the phone. 'Hey, kiss my ass! Fhawk you!' the other person said something. 'What?...FHAWK OFF!' Marshall disconnected the call. 'Douchebag...'
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"Seriously, who was it? Your mom?"
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'No, my dad.'
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"Your dad? Loving family..."
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"Nosey much, hm?"
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