~Life~
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Thread Topic: ~Life~
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Only in London though. :P
48.9K followers or something. -
Still it's pretty cool.
How's your spoken English? -
Um, bad?
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How bad?
For me, reading in English, writing in English, listening to English songs, watching English movies (okay sometimes subtitles are needed) and series and TV shows, piece of cake.
Speaking in English? f---ing hell. -
Just like fever.
On the scale of 1-10, it's 11. (Worst).
Yeah, same.
I can sing in English, listen to English songs, watch English movies, even write English articles (I can write only in English :P and my written English sucks too) but speaking English? That's a big no-no. -
Ooh, I can rap a bit.
When I'm speaking to my bro, I'm gonna use one or two small sentences in English. He'd do the same. We practice like that.
By the way, how do you pronounce 'either'? I mean is it EEEither or is it eIIIther? -
I can rap in Hindi. :P
Ooh. Lucky you. I haven't got any bro to practice with. XO
eIIIther. I'm not sure which one of them is correct though. -
Got it on Google:
Murder of English.
1. Principal to student..."I saw you yesterday rotating near girls' hostel pulling cigarette?"
2. Class teacher once said:"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!"
3. Once Hindi teacher said.... "I'm going out of the world to America."
4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
5. Don't.. laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
6. It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
7. Teacher in a furious mood... write down your name and father of your name!!
8. "Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
9. My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
10. "Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"
11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDS, "IF YOU WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
12. Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter".
13. Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father.
14. "Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"
15. Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
16. Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away".
17. Once Teacher Told "If you Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping you"
18. Teacher to students: Don't spit outside, the understanding people will suffer.
19. I have 3 daughters, all are girls.
20. This is what my manager said, "Peoples, please sit down and take your seats". -
I can't rap in Bangla. .-.
I have a cousin who grew up in America. We talk to him in Bangla, he replies in English. *sighhh*
Probably one of them is American pronunciation. -
Ohmy.. Those are hilarious! XD
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Neither can I. :P
Oh, cousin, American.
I've, maybe, billions of cousins in the US and the UK. Qatar, Dubai, Saudi, America, England, Bosnia, etc. are filled with my cousins.
Hmm.
Lol yeah. -
:P
Not American by birth, my uncle was settled in Canada, afterwards they moved to America.
You have a lot of cousins. O.o
I recently learned it's grEy in England, grAy in America.
One of my teachers in school tried to converse in English and failed miserably. -
Oh gawd..you're making my mind break down.
Anyway, English is a beautiful language if you know how to use it.
For example.. It's a damn load better to say..
"I'm conducting an aqua-thermal testing project on steel and aluminium objects under heavy pressure and high heated temperature."
than to say...
"I'm washing dishes under the supervision of my wife." -
Yeah, people would be like, "wut? O.o" and some ate gonna say, "sounds important. .o."
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*are
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