Yesterday
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Thread Topic: Yesterday
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XD where do you find this stuff?
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*Guy calls his girlfriend at 3AM*
Guy: Hey, you there?
Girl: What do you want this time?
Guy: Im sorry for gettin you up so early, BUT I JUST GOT THE BEST KILLSTREAK IN BLACK OPS!!! :D -
Facebook :D
Teacher:''I'm calling your parents!''
Elementary Student:NOOOOOO,''I'll be good!''
Middle School Student:''Pshhh,whatever!''
High School Student: ''Hahaha tell my mom I said Hi!'' :P -
...Ive done that last one XP
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{Girl and Boy on phone}
Boy: Sooo...what ya doing?
Girl: Talking to the man of my dreams!
Boy: Nawww...
Another guy who is in the Girl's room: I love you too babe...
Boy: *hangs up* -
aww thats sad
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The awkward moment when you fall off your unicorn into a volcano and discover that there are fire resistant fish but die before you can tell anybody...
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I did all of these xD
have you ever...
*Pretended to be a fast typer by pressing random keys.
*Made a beard using the bubbles from bubble bath.
*Turned the light switch on and off rapidly.
*Had a mini-spasm when thinking they're falling off the bed.
*Touched something that had a 'DO NOT TOUCH' sign.
*Tasted rain. -
same here... the fourth one's my favorite
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O.o
How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick -
I know 10 facts about you
1. You are reading this.
2. You can't say M without touching your lips
3. You just tried it
4. You just smiled or laughed.
6. You are a boy/girl.
7. You didnt realize I skipped 5.
8. You are looking back at 4 and 6.
9. You are liking this.
10. You are reading me telling you to like this. -
lol thats a nice way to start off the day
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A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back -
oh my god. thats creepy I did all that stuff....
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mech you post fast
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