I love my comebacks to my brother.
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Thread Topic: I love my comebacks to my brother.
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My mom: Someone left the gate open, and the dog got out. Who was it?
My brother: Wasn't me. Did you go outside today, LeAnna?
My sister: No, I didn't.
My brother: Did you, Olivia?
Me: Yes, I did.
My brother: Olivia left the gate open, Mom, because she said she went outside today.
Me: Excuse me very much, going outside is not the equivalent of leaving the gate open. I didn't touch the gate.
Mom: Well, the only one who could have left it open is you, Elijah.
My brother: I SAID I DIDN'T LEAVE IT OPEN!! *storms out of the room*
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lawl XD
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I literally burst out laughing, it was so funny.
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Gamma Newbielawl,
(yes this is Alek not a troll X-P) -
I just realized I told you what both my siblings' names are *facepalm*
But you might as well know. -
Gamma NewbieEh...I'm sure no one would be able to find you off of that, if that's what you're worrying about :-/
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Trust me your safe I am constantly putting mine out there we would be easier to find than you don't worry
Also I don't get the comeback I don't get what's funny? -
It wasn't THAT funny, it was just funny that I told him off like that, and that he assumed I left the gate open just because I was outside
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Now he's in his I'm-bored-and-so-I-want-to-stalk-around-the-house-asking-what-people-are-doing-but-Mom-is-telling-me-to-go-do-something-with-my-life-but-I-don't-want-to-do-that-so-now-I-hate-the-whole-world mode.
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