Knife
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Thread Topic: Knife
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*Puts my clothes back on too* Oh its fine. Do you want to talk about that incident?
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nah, me and maru resolved it earlier. its all good now.
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Okay.
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ye. now i feel like watching 'SPACE MARINES' by video bakery.
commander: what are you rogers?!
rogers: im a space marine sir~
commander: SPACE MARINES!
rogers: SPACE MARINES!
commander: SPACE MARIIINNNEEESSS!
rogers: SPPAAACCEEEE MMAAARRRIIINNNNEEEEEESSSS!!! -
*Chuckles* Your funny...
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Sphinx Newbie*runs in * I am Eli
A lovestruck Romeo sings the streets a serenade
Laying everybody low with a love song that he made
Finds a streetlight steps out of the shade
Says something like "you and me babe, how about it?"
Juliet says "hey, it's Romeo, you nearly gave me a heart attack"
He's underneath the window she's singing "hey la my boyfriend's back
You shouldn't come around here singing up at people like that"
Anyway what you gonna do about it?
Juliet, the dice was loaded from the start
And I bet that you exploded into my heart
And I forget I forget the movie song
When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong?
Juliet
Come up on different streets, they both were streets of shame
Both dirty, both mean, yes and the dream was just the same
And I dreamed your dream for you and now your dream is real
How can you look at me as if I was just another one of your deals?
When you can fall for chains of silver
You can fall for chains of gold
You can fall for pretty strangers
And the promises they hold
You promised me everything, you promised me thick and thin, yeah
Now you just say "oh Romeo, yeah, you know I used to have a scene with him"
Juliet, when we made love you used to cry
You said "I love you like the stars above, I'll love you 'til I die"
There's a place for us you know the movie song
When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong?
Juliet
I can't do the talk, like the talk on the TV
And I can't do a love song, like the way it's meant to be
I can't do everything, but I'll do anything for you
I can't do anything except be in love with you
And all I do is miss you and the way we used to be
All I do is keep the beat and the bad company
Now all I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme
Juliet, I'd do the stars with you any time
Juliet, when we made love you used to cry
You said I love you like the stars above, I'll love you till I die
There's a place for us you know the movie song
When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong?
Juliet
A lovestruck Romeo sings the streets a serenade
Laying everybody low with a lovesong that he made
Finds a convinient streetlight, steps out of the shade
Says something like "you and me babe, how about it?"
"You and me babe, how about it?"
*runs out * have fun heheheheheheheh -
thanks. .3.
commander: and why are you a space marine rogers?
rogers: to kill all disgusting alien life forms, sir!
commander: exactly rogers! a little bit racist but i like the enthusiasm! and why are we here rogers!?
rogers: to kill every last alien life form on this planet, sir!
commander: what? no, rogers, we are here to protect the world leader so that he and the aliens may negotiate peace treaties and prove that we are not irrational or violent in any way shape or form! do you understand me rogers?!
rogers: yes sir! SPACE MARINES!
commander: SPACE MARINES!
rogers: SPACE MARINEEESSS! -
Haha, your gonna make me die of laughter... xD
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Well, i'm sleepy... Gonna go to bed. *Goes into my room, lays down and cuddles Quote*
Night, Absol. -
lol
commander: now just so we're clear, our mission is to-
rogers: kill!
commander: peacefully escort the world leader and look pretty while doing it! roger, if you do anything remotely stupid, you will cause a war between the aliens and earth, a war of which the earth has never seen the likes of before, ending in many innocent lives being lost!
rogers: yeah~!
commander: rogers i really hope your joking right now
rogers: i thought you were joking~!
commander: rogers, i swear, if you do anything remotely stupid during this, you will singe-handily be responsible for bringing a war on the earth of which it has no chance of wining! you will bring the fall of man kind!
rogers: I HAVE 199 BULLETS FOR THEM AND ONE FOR ME, BECAUSE THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
commander: ROGERS ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME-
ship: WE HAVE NOW LANDED. PREPARE TO EVACUATE THE SHIP.
commander: r-rogers what are you-
rogers: SPACE MARINNEEESS!
commander: rogers no i swear-
rogers: SPACE MARINEEEEeeesssss!... *runs out of the ship as soon as the back door opens and begins killing aliens*
commander: ...
commander: f--- you rogers. -
goodnighto.
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Also...
*Dies of laughter at your previous post* You killed me. xD
Night now.
*Falls asleep*
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