Cody's Thread
Thread Topic: Cody's Thread
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"Rosetta Stoned"
Alright then, picture this if you will:
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51.
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping...
Holy f---ing s---!
Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my f---in' pants."
So light in his way,
Like an apparition,
He had me crying out,
"f--- me,
It's gotta be,
Deadhead Chemistry,
The blotter got right on top of me,
Got me seein' E-motherf---in'-T!"
And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from f---in' high school.
You better.
You better.
You better.
You better listen.
Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes.
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down.
This is so real.
Like the time Dave floated away.
See my heart is pounding,
'Cause this s--- never happens to me.
Can't breathe, right now!
It was so real.
Like I woke up in Wonderland.
All sort of terrifying.
And I don't wanna be all alone when I tell this story.
And can anyone tell me why
You all sound like Peanut's parents
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real.
Finally it's my lucky day.
See my heart is racing,
'Cause this s--- never happens to me.
Can't breathe, right now!
You believe me, don't you?
Please believe what I just said, see the Dead ain't touring.
And this wasn't all in my head.
See they took me by the hand and invited me right in,
Then they showed me something.
I don't even know where to begin.
Strapped down my bed. Feet cold and eyes red.
I'm out my head. Am I alive, am I dead?
Can't remember what they said.
God damn. s--- the bed!
(high... I I I I I... high... I I I I I)
(high)
[Repeated]
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the one.
Born to bear and read to all
The details of our ending.
To write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen,
s--- the bed again,
Typical.
Strapped down my bed. Feet cold and eyes red.
I'm out my head. Am I alive, am I dead?
Sunkist and sudafed, gyroscopes and infrared.
Won't help, brain dead.
Can't remember what they said.
God damn. s--- the bed!
I can't remember what they said to me.
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero!
Can't remember what they said.
Bob help me.
Can't remember what they said.
Don't know.
Won't know.
[Repeated]
God damn s--- the bed! -
Might dissapear in a little.
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15:22
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I'll be back around four.
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XD
Punches myself on the side of my head~
My head rams into the wall~
What fun~! XD -
Uh, hey.
I could really use someone to talk to. -
Hello there, Ghetto.
I'm here If you want. -
I hi aano ya if wads that me wa lost is filled with my DS games.
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f---!
I just noticed that my wallet is filled with my DS games.* -
Taking a small break from the game to listen to a playlist of: Puscifer, POTF, A Perfect Circle, and Tool.
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Hopefully Friday, we leave early (around 3-6 or something around there) so when we go to get my brother, gamestop will still be open and I can look for that game. Otherwise, I'll wait. We will be going for groceries next week, or the week after, anyway. I need to work on my patience too.
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I'll be back in about thirty minutes to an hour. Going to take a shower.
Anyone wanting to talk or anything, just post, and can them. Likely not, but them again. Who knows? I'll be awake till five playing this game though more than likely. -
Back early.
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*sits on the couch and chills* Life
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