I need a thread
Thread Topic: I need a thread
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They put beaker in a bow tie up against me?
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I'm a master, I discovered gravity
I drop rhymes like they're falling from an apple tree
You're no match for me
You got a Bach degree
I got a unit of forced named after me
You wanna battle, Guy?
That's a crazy notion
When I start flowin' I stay in motion -
{FIRST LAW} did you catch that!
Or did it go to fast to detect?
Perhaps I should have added in a bleep or a bloop
Or another wacky sound effect
I was born on Christmas, I'm gods gift
I unlocked the stars that you're dancing with
You waste time debating creationists
While I create the science you explain to kids -
There's a difference between you and me, Willy
I fought til I was actually free, Willy
I got my face on a quarter, you got drawn and quartered
Tortured on the orders of a king, really?
How'd you get be by a dude named Longshanks?
You hot dogged and he cut off your bean franks
I'm money like a national back
(Unh) aint nobody more street and BG
(Unh) stone face with a grill of sheep teeth
(Unh) a Mel Gibson movie is your legacy,
I got a Day and a State and a D.C. -
(Stroke) roll up in a boat
(Stroke) when you're sleeping, cut your throat
(Stroke) watch that blood flow, now who's got that red coat?
Look at ya, in your little blousy outfit
Looking like a stiffer white dick than you monument
I'll knock the f--- out mate
You died owning slaves, I died settin men free
(Scot free) that's the highland way
This powdered prick couldn't beat me in a foot race -
I was emasculated, eviscerated, I had my head chopped off
And they put it on a pike
But I still find time to bust a Gaelic rhyme
I'll rip your Yankee doodle arse on the mic
I'll knock your face off your Moolah
Abragubraith (gubraith, gubraith, hoorah)
Founding father but no children
Crossed the Delaware but your soldiers can't swim
That's Washingston, such a s---e tactician,
The f---ing British army didn't even want him -
I'm Wallace
I'm flawless
Stay hidden in your office or suffer great losses
I'll pop my kilt, strap my sword in the hilt,
Step on the battlefield and I'm ready to kill
Send all your politicians straight down to hell
The only Washington I trust is Denzel -
I'M STILL f---ING ALIVE YOU LOSERS
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are you really
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lol
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f--- it doesn't even display actually
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I had a dream about Bill Gates.
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Proxys are for weaklings. Use a Tor browser.
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