THE LAST PERSON TO POST IN THIS THREAD WILL GET
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Thread Topic: THE LAST PERSON TO POST IN THIS THREAD WILL GET
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All right! To your stations! Stay calm, everyone. We may be able to negotiate with them.
*BOOM*
"We're taking on water, Captain!"
In what portion of the ship, sailor?
"...its the rum room, sir"
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KILL THEM. ALL OF THEM. I WANT THEM DEAD -
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"We're getting transmission Captain."
Dammit, Karl, this isn't starfleet. We can't intercept transmissions on a pirate ship
"But sir... it's a blank post"
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Who s it then? Who has been posting blankly during a battle?! -
"Response from the transmitter, Captain."
Barnacles. We may have made an ally here today... but then, perhaps an enemy. How is the ship withstanding, Holmes?
"Indubitable well, sir."
We shall avenge our rum, boys. Make no mistake of it. -
*no response from the transmitter
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*indubitably, not indubitable :P
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*battle continues with cannons and gunfire until the ships are close enough-
"They've come aboard, Cap'n!"
Fight them!
"Why aren't you fighting them?"
*stares down from my protected position in the crows nest*
*karl shouts* "he can't fight! He's a penguin! Penguins are natural pacifists.
Aha! -
*slides down the pole into the midst of the fight* Karl, you've been promoted to first officer.
"Yes, sir"
Holmes?
"Sir?
Stop fighting. You're awkward. Go below deck and see if you can come up with some information about these pirates.
"Of course." -
Darkness plans to raid the thread. She sits on a table and stares.
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"Captain!"
What?
"There's been another transmission!
Was it blank?
No, it was from... the darkness. -
"Muhahaha, I've come to sit on your table and pretend to be a cat demon."
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Oh hoh hoh! A cat demon, eh? And what would a cat demon, with all the cat demon threads in the world, want with this thread?
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Jacobs: "Kepten, the cat demon has disappeared!"
Holmes: "As have the pirates..."
Karl: "We're the only ones in the thread, Captain."
Well... that's concerning. Karl, check for any other transmissions. Holmes, look for clues. Jacobs, em, check the crows nest for me, will you?
Jacobs: Check for vhat, Kepten?
My conditioner, Jacobs. Just check for enemy ships will you? -
"It has a table."
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Win
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