THAT F*****G SQUIRREL WON'T GO AWAY!!
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Thread Topic: THAT F*****G SQUIRREL WON'T GO AWAY!!
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I HAVE A SQUIRREL BY MY KITCHEN WINDOW AND IT WON'T GO AWAY!
*GETS WATER GUN* HA HA HA!!! -
AWW NO ONE'S ON! *GETS SAD*
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DONT U FREAKING DARE!!!!!! *rips water gun from hands and kicks face* *smashes water gun and ties CLG to chair with rope* *locks doors and windows and turns out light* *grabs squirrel and runs out window*
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DIE SQUIRREL DIE!! *RIPS ROPES AND GOES AFTER ALANA* I MUST KILL IT!!!!!!
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*BASHES DOOR DOWN AND COMES BACK WITH NEW WATERGUN* HA!
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*sprints down road with squirrel* *jumps over cars and disappears into alleys*
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COME HERE LITTLE SQUIRREL... COME HERE... I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU... (WELL I DO BUT IF I SAID THAT THEN IT WOULDN'T SHOW UP LOL) COME HERE LITTLE SQUIRLY POO!
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MY GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU D00D? SPIDERMAN? *PUTS ON SUPERHERO COSTUME WITH CLG WRITTEN ON BELLY* *FLIES OVER ALLEY AND FINDS ALANA* *ZAPS ALANA AND SQUIRREL*
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*climbs up side of alley and jumps into open window* *runs through house to room* *closes and locks windows and doors and turns light out* *hides in closet with squirrel*
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*BASHES ROOF OF BUILDING* *USES GRABBER TO GRAB SQUIRREL* I HAVE YOU NOW! MUA HA HA HA!
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*superman music* *karate kicks CAPITALLETTERGUY and gives squirrel to alana*
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What are you two idiots doing?
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nope. *bashes CLG's face in with fist and takes squirrel in grabber* *bashes grabber into bits with bare hands* *narrows eyes at CLG* *climbs up to roof and jumps down to street flawlessy and runs*
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THESE TO B****** WON'T GIVE ME THE SQUIRREL!! *KARATE KICKS ETERNAL ANGEL AND ALANA AND GRABS SQUIRREL* *FREEZES ALANA AND ETERNAL ANGEL* >:D
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heyy roady!!protecting a squirrel cuz i am dying of boredom. lol...
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