I'm being forced to go to a little child's f---ing b-day
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Thread Topic: I'm being forced to go to a little child's f---ing b-day
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*puts baby on a bus to Nebraska*
NOW WHAT YA GONNA DO -
The results are in...
Surprisingly, no one is the father! -
oh
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*dies of feels*
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oops
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Si we can't have a family after all
the baby's gonna grow up Nebraskan
raised by a family of wild hobos
the problem will resolve itself -
*dead*
my poor baby -
you should have been faithful
but no
you've been out seeing Big Bird
oh yeah, I know
I see the feathers in your hair
b---- -
I'm perfectly healthy I could've knocked you up babe
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Also why Nebraska that sounds terrifying
Better than Montana I guess -
I think we need a penis somewhere in this equation I'm sorry
It has a nice ring to it. Nebraska. Like Alaska. But also without penguins. Alaska doesn't have penguins. -
tristan: yugi, im pregnant, and your the father!
yugi: what the f---!? -
Ting and I are raising a child I don't need you
Also goodnight -
EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS A CHEATER CASTIELDAMMIT
Goodnight. I love you. :3 -
You don't know what I have below
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