LETS MAKE THIS THE BIGGEST THREAD ON GTQ!
Thread Topic: LETS MAKE THIS THE BIGGEST THREAD ON GTQ!
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flutterwing JuniorNya
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Weeeee!
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Blahhhhh.
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Dont stick your hand in the blender.
Dont use the hairdryer while you're in the bath.
Unplug the electric saw before you try to fix it.
Dont point the crossbow at your friends.
Dont trim your toenails with a carving knife.
Dont climb inside old freezers at the junkyard.
Dont put your nephew in the microwave.
Dont summon demons with the ouija board.
Dont try to make new holes in your belt while you are still wearing it.
Dont try to swim to the island.
Dont throw darts at people.
There is no such thing as a metal frisbee.
Dont climb on the roof.
Dont throw stones at me to try to attract my attention.
Dont shut your eyes while youre driving.
Dont drink the grey wine.
Dont swallow pills that you find in the street.
Dont stab people with old syringes.
Dont make your own fireworks.
Dont drop slabs from motorway bridges.
Dont take the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
Dont throw grit at the driver.
Dont make your own flame thrower.
Stay out of the chemistry labs when the supervisor is absent.
Dont throw ammunition on the campfire.
Dont play games with poisonous snakes.
Dont eat glass.
Dont smoke in the refueling depot.
Be careful with the nail-gun, and the air rifle, and circular saw.
Dont glue razorblades onto things.
Dont pick fights with known psychopaths.
Dont touch the hot plate.
Dont hang-glide over the volcano.
Dont lean out the window while the bullet train is in motion.
Dont put old car batteries in the furnace.
Dont play chicken.
Dont fly a kite beneath the electricity pylons.
Dont be dared to do dangerous things by people with missing limbs.
Dont make roadblocks on the bobsleigh run.
Dont pretend to be adoctor.
Dont tamper with the braking system.
Dont shout at old people.
Dont liberate zoo animals.
Dont use the lawnmower to trim the hedge.
Dont give bayonets to children.
Dont hide the fire extinguisher.
Dont run in the hospital.
Dont stick metal coathangers in the toaster while its still on.
Dont buy bomb making equipment.
Dont slash my tyres while I'm driving.
Dont play war in the electricity sub-station.
Dont stage mock executions.
Stay away from the ski jump and the cable car and the funicular railway.
Dont volunteer forthe drugs testing.
Dont go in hot air balloons.
Dont press the red buttons.
Obey the stop signs, and the no entry sign, and the speed limit.
Dont jump over the barriers.
There is no such thing as a metal frisbee.
Dont try to perform surgery on yourself.
Dont stick kebab skewers up your nose.
Dont join the army.
Keep your hands off the gas tap and the welding equipment and the railway signals.
Dont break into peoples houses and climb up their chimneys.
Dont park in the fast lane.
Dont steal police cars.
Dont pretend to be an acupuncturist or a pilot or aback specialist.
Dont try to grow biological weapons.
Wash your hands after using pesticides and attempting to grow biological weapons.
And above all, dont eat scorpions. -
There is no such thing as a metal frisby.
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XD
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Dont stick a fork into the elecrical outlet.
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*eclectrical
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No such thing my ass
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*electrical
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It's a song. ._.
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LOL SELNA
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God damnit.
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HOW THE HELL.
*SELNA
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