I want breakfast sausage.
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Thread Topic: I want breakfast sausage.
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I want so much of that s---. I wanna marry a breakfast sausage and help it build a house made of breakfast sausages. Then we'll have breakfast sausage kids which I will leave with our breakfast sausage babysitter while I go rebuild the world in the image of a breakfast sausage. They'll grow up and have breakfast sausage kids and I'll have breakfast sausage grandkids and then when the world has been rebuilt I will cannibalize everyone and everything. I will hear my grandkids scream as I tear their throats out with my bare teeth. I will see the horrified look on my childrens' faces as they watch their children be devoured by their grandmother and then I will turn on them and suck them dry of all of their internal fluids. I will feast upon their flesh for weeks and when that had run out I will turn my ravenous hunger upon my husband and then my house and then the entire world. Then I will be floating all alone in the vacuum of space, and though I may die there, alone, I will die having finally gotten my f---ing breakfast sausage.
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what
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breakfast sausage
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What
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The
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Hell
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would you like virtual sausage Maru
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si I really want a breakfast sausage
like a lot of breakfast sausages
NO I WANT A REAL BREAKFAST SAUSAGE -
I WISH I COULD GIVE SOME TO YOU
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I KNOW YOU DO DARKNESS YOU'RE SO NICE TO ME
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WAIT I'M GONNA ASK SK IF SHE CAN BRING SOME OVER WITH HER TOMORROW
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SAME BUT THEY ARE NOT GOOD FOR MY SYSTEM
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THAT SUCKS
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YEAH I AM NOT USED TO GREASY FOOD
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GREASY FOOD IS SO f---ING GOOD THOUGH I'M SORRY
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