Heph's thread
- Locked by Hephaestuschild on Dec 10, '20 10:57amReason: Making New Official Thread
Thread Topic: Heph's thread
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pure evil
you make underfell look like middle school -
Exactly
I tell only the best, the top tier, top notch "Yo mama" jokes -
hot damn man
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And I got that top brand bubble gum for people who feel like living on the edge
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s---
isn't that stuff illegal?? -
What stuff? I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just trying to sell this totally bottom brand bubble gum for people who feel like living on the edge as long as they have guide rails and a bungie cord on them at all times.
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sounds really illegal man
i might have to inform the guard -
I'll give you a discount if you keep your jaw bone locked shut
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heh
how big a discount we talking? -
Big enough to still have enough money in your wallet for a decent sized cigarette pack.
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well f--- sign me up hahah
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*Pulls out a big stack of papers* You sign yourself up. I'm not your slave, white chocolate. You want the discount? Then sign all 1576 of these papers.
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wait
what
no
f--- that -
Then buy em at full price, chump.
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i didn't even want them
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