Heph's thread
- Locked by Hephaestuschild on Dec 10, '20 10:57amReason: Making New Official Thread
Thread Topic: Heph's thread
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SHUT UP BLUEBERRY NO ONE ASKED YOU
IT ALLOWS HUMAN LIFE AND BY EXTENSION CAUSED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY PROBLEMS.
ALL OF THEM. -
also it's really bright and it makes s--- hot and I ain't about that
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Blueberry: RUDE!!
FAIR ENOUGH
exactly yeah I got mega burned last week and I'm peeling so bad now
f--- the sun -
so is yoUR FACE!!
ROIGHT
I'm sorry to hear that brotato chip
f--- the sun indeed -
Blueberry: MY FACE IS PERFECT, BUT I WOULDN'T EXPECT A HUMAN LIKE YOU TO UNDERSTAND
we need a GIANT bucket of water
it's okay all the pain is gone now so I'm just a snake -
I'M NOT A HUMAN YOU TINY BONY DICK
oh.
um.
or we could just use a really big hose?
that's disgusting in multiple ways but okay -
Blueberry: *GASPING AT YOUR LANGUAGE HOW DARE YOU*
okay but now how are we going to GET there
*peels off a piece of skin and places it on your forehead* -
it is 2 in the morning
wowowowowie -
*dies and is dead*
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NONONONO
*slams reset button* -
*is alive again but remembers*
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*nervous sweat*
um hey maru -
*squints*
heeeey there... -
ahahahahahh >.>'
no more snake skin -
*nods solemnly*
*doesn't stop squinting*
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