The Jokes Palace!!!
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Thread Topic: The Jokes Palace!!!
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Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets?
Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me.
Conductor: what if you lose both?
Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!
Once old man asks:
When a newly married couple smile, everyone knows why.
But when a fifteen year married couple smile every wonders why..!!!
A boy said to a girl:-"Come in my heart and stay here forever".
Girl replied:-"Should i remove my sleepers???"
boy,"No honey, its not a temple , come without removing!!!!!"
Employer : We need someone for this Job, who is Responsible.
Applicant : Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I am Responsible...
Man: How did you compromise with your wife?
Husband: She came to me on her feet.
Man: and what she said?
Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything... -
Lol
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What do you mean by Lol ?
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:)
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So where are the jokes?
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Mwahahaha,tiye,help gracious in maths!
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Hey,help me in maths?
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Why me?
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Ok fine,If you do not know that one .Here a another-
What is the value of any alphabet in maths? -
Zack and Weezy NewbieMy penis.
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XD
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?_?
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68?
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I KNOW THE ANSWER!!! OOO!! OOO!!! *Raises hand*
It's "I don't give a f---"!
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