Borkarchisosodiosmexiphilia
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Thread Topic: Borkarchisosodiosmexiphilia
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2010-12-15 01:08:11
Warning:
If you encounter anyone by the user names Barberbob2, Orkimedes, or James R., you may be subject to,
*increased heart rate
*loss of self control
*fits of hysterical laughter
*the innability to not lose the game
*squirrel aids
*incomplete senten-
*uncontrollable giddiness
*a sudden passion for ice cream
*the desire to dance
*random orgasms
*death, and death related symptoms
if you have one, or all of these symptoms, or if you have a steady smile spreading across your face as you read this, you may have Borkarchisosodiosmexiphilia. or in simpler terms, the innability to not at least smile when you talk to me. There are no known cures for Borkar-whatevere, but there are ways of dealing with it. You could possibly, join one of my non-existant fan clubs. You can start a fan club. Or there is the ever popular, deny all of this and try to live your life as normally. Operators are standing by for your call. If you have noticed that I havent given you a number, you just arent looking hard enough. Keep looking, and while your at that, start a fan club!
(Borkarchisosodiosmexiphilia is not a real disorder. if you think it is we here at bob corp strongly suggest that you still seek professional help. bob also is not implying that one should start a fan club. all suggestions were made purely for the add. nothing real was intended)
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*fits of hysterical laughter
*uncontrollable giddiness
*the desire to dance
*random orgasamas kinda
Nothing real was intended? well it happened! XDD -
WHAT TH!!! X starts laughing hysterical X
X loses control X X heart rate goes up X I WANT ICECREAM!!! -
haha wow
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lololololol
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