16 things to do at Walmart
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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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ROFLMAO!!
I've done #16.lol -
xD I've done 10 before I was looking at the gun and I saw the price and said well anti depressants are probably cheaper even in the long run.
#13 would be good if in a really deep black guy voice say Ya you know I'd look good on you baby. xD -
lolololololololololololololololol
I've done #13 -
LOL!OMG!
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#8 I've also done.LOL
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I've done 6 and 2
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Oh, I've also done #14
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This iss the funniest thing i've ever read in my whole life
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I've done #1, #7, #9, and #13 XD
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LOL! Imma try 1 and 14.lol
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Heres another one:
Go to the paint section and take those little cards with colours on them and glue them to random buckets of paint. For example:
A bucket of paint said that it was black on the top. Take a red card and tape it to the part of the bucket where it said it was black. I've done this. -
I think everyones done 6 bunnies but its not that funny, I think I'll try 11 lol and my version of 13.
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im gonna do 10 XD
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LMAO THAT IS FUNNY XD
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