Random conversation between me and my dad.
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Thread Topic: Random conversation between me and my dad.
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"Dad, why do you hate the cat so much?"
"BECAUSE HE'S ANNOYING!"
"Why? What did the poor thing ever do to you?"
"He wakes me up in the morning with his meowing!"
"So? All cats do that!"
"Yeah, but this one is wierd in particular!"
"Wait, why?"
"The bloody thing is vegetarian!"
"What are you talking about?"
"I'm fuking pissed because I planted parsley in the garden and the cat eats it every day!"
"WTF a cat wouldn't do that,"
"Yes it would, look, he's doing it now!"
"*Turns round* *Spots cat in the garden eating parsley* Oh"
"*Grabs hose* THAT THING'S GOING DOWN!" -
Cats crave plants and will eat many potted house plants so you can get them an indoor cat formula food that helps those craving. I think its partly cause they like sour things and maybe the plants are a little sour. I read they value flavor in the order of bitter,sour,salty, then sweet last, lol.
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You're supposed to laugh at it dumb---
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No!
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eilloh JuniorThey also like catmint.
A lot.
I am in a bipolar state right now so I may seem er, happy one moment angry the nexy.My apologies. -
LOL!
Wow your dad sure loves the cat :) -
LMAO WTF?
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LMFAO he grabs the hose.
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XD LoL your dad is hilarious XD
I started cracking up at "The bloody thing is vegetarian!" LOL -
Bloody thing. I'm cracking up at how you turned around and there he was!
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I loled at the last sentence
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