YAY!!!! ICEE LAND!!!!!!
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Thread Topic: YAY!!!! ICEE LAND!!!!!!
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s---! The C.I.A. is suddenly trying to steal my penis! I need to hide it! ICEE, will you help me hide my penis?
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Yes. :D
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My penis needs to be hidden so no-body can actually see it, but still attached to my body! ICEE, have you any ideas?!
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You could cut a hole in a watermelon, put your penis in it so it looks like you're carrying around a watermelon.
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NO! They'll find that right quick!
I need to distract them, I need to do some-thing nearly obvious. Some-thing loud. I also need my penis comfortable. It spazzes out when it's not. -
Uh....... I could put your penis in a hot dog bun and put ketchup and mustard on it. And if you need something loud to distract them there's a horn in the kitchen. It's pretty damn loud and distracting.
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No, no ,no ,no no. I have a cognitive disease that forces any-thing that I see that looks like a hot-dog to be eaten by me. The horn... Eh, it's ok, but not complete. I need to be comfortable, and have my penis burrowed into some-thing. Some-thing fleshy.
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You could put it in my dog's ass. :D
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o_o
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PaGe ClAiM
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No, no, no. Not only am I against that, but the fluids in their anal systems would instantly kill me by ravenous blood poisoning. It needs to be of the same species, if I were to do such a thing.
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You can put it in my mom's p----.
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No, no. It has to be of the same age, at-least close to it. How old are you? 15. Interesting.
*Perv face -
Hello
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i am playing cod right now sorry can't talk
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