yo' momma

Thread Topic: yo' momma

Keren Newbie

14 years ago
lilfreakgryl Newbie

14 years ago

Yo' momma is so old that her birth certificate said EXPIRED on it.

Lame, I know :P
Keren Newbie

14 years ago

Yo' momma is so poor i stepped on a cigeratte in her house and she said who turned the light off.XD
lilfreakgryl Newbie

14 years ago

Smart! XD
Ellis Redding Newbie

14 years ago

Yo momma is so dumb she sent you to rehab for being Hooked On Fonix.
Mikelover111 Newbie

14 years ago

Yo mama is so fat that she almost got hit by a car on the sidewalk!
Ellis Redding Newbie

14 years ago

Yo momma is so dumb is sold her car for gas money.
Haunting Soul Newbie

14 years ago

Yo mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale it read"To Be Continued..."
Arione36 Newbie

14 years ago

LOL
kenzroxursox Newbie

14 years ago

Yo mamma's so poor that when you stepped on a penny on the ground she said "Hey, get off my paycheck!"
lile Newbie

14 years ago

yo mamma so fat she stepped in the way of the sun and everyone yelled 'an eclipse!'
Haunting Soul Newbie

14 years ago

Yo momma so stupid she ate the cable box cause she wanted a TV dinner.

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