.3. y u gais no know Napoleon the 14th?!
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Thread Topic: .3. y u gais no know Napoleon the 14th?!
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Hey, Hey!
Shes gone away,
Good bye and good riddance to her, hooray, hooray, hooray!
And I'm sitting in the office,
Goofin' on the job,
Just throwing little darts at her photograph; hanging on the wall.
Hey, what the hell is this? I always miss. I haven't hit it yet.
So what?
And why am I upset?
Perhaps I need to get,
New darts,
Of course- that's all,
I put them in the jar, and now I think I'm feeling better than before,
Oh boy, it's just a toy
And I best be getting to work or I'll be unemployed,
'Cos I'm sitting in the office,
Goofin' on the job,
Just thumbing up my nose at her photograph; hanging on the wall.
Oh, I'm so sorry,
I didn't mean to do that sort of thing.
Oh no,
How can I make it up?
Perhaps if only this,
A kiss!
Okay?
Relax!
I kiss the photograph,
And to think I almost ripped the thing in half!
Oh gee, what's wrong with me?
I best put the picture away before I blow my tree!
'cos I'm sitting in the office,
Goofin' on the job,
Just shouting dirty words at her photograph-
What?
I-I-It isn't there!
I-I-It Never was...
There is no photograph....
It-It-It's just a window!
Oh...
Oh no... Oh no...
OH NO!
Oh no~ oh... -
I live in a place where the nuts hunt the squirrels
In a place where the nuts hunt the squirrels, haha
Its a beautiful spot where I dont think a lot
And mostly I dont think of girls like you, hoo ha
I dont think of girls like you!
When I think of the traffic, and horns
And lights that flash and signs that blink
And say dont walk and subways that roar
And brakes that skreech
And noisy men drilling holes in the streets!
Im mad for that place where the nuts hunt the squirrels
Where the people all smile and I play, haha
And I spend all my time skipping rocks at the ducks
And I dont think of girls like you, hoo ha
I dont think of girls like you!
You drove me to this and you know that you did
To the place where the nuts hunt the squirrels, haha
But I couldnt care less cause my life was a mess
So who needs the human race, haha
I dont need the human race!
I dont have any use for girls like you
Who tell me what I should say and do
And how I should cut my hair
And shave my shoes and shine my face
I live like a nut in the human race!
So Im mad for this place where the nuts hunt the squirrels
And its here I shall always remain, haha
Its here I shall always remain
But theres just one complaint Ive had so far
Theyre trying to drive me sane,hee hee
Theyre trying to drive me sane,ho ho
Theyre trying to drive me sane,haha
Theyre trying to drive me sane,hee hee
Theyre trying to drive me sane,ho ho
Theyre trying to drive me sane,haha
Theyre trying to drive me sane,hee hee
Theyre trying to drive me sane! -
I've lived in apartments
I've lived in a home
I've traveled in trailors
When I used to roam
But now in these places
You won't catch me dead,
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head
I do what I want to
No worries, no cares
If anyone bugs me
I'll climb level stairs
Way up to a level
Where astronauts bed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head
In here time means nothing
I coulden't care less
I don't run for buses
And trains are a mess
There's no one to care for
I don't make a bed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head
I like how I'm living
I'm nobody's slave
My head's above water
So don't make a wave
There's no door to lock
And no door to be fed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head
So why should I move
When the neighborhood's right
No taxes to pay
And no landlord to fight
Now I call this living
Once more as I said
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head
Now you keep your old turf
Your hills and what's new
You sure coulden't have them
And live like I do
You think I have problems
But you do instead
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head
I live with two people
I like most of them
He likes most of me
And I like most of him
Their my alter egos
And to them I'm wed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head
There's no simple status
In my neighbohood
It's that kind of thinking
That keeps it so good
I don't take the lead
But I like to be led
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head -
One, two, three!
Here we go!
Bedlam, bedlam!
Ho, ho, ho!
Knock, knock, knock!
Come right in!
Youre the people from the looney bin!
Howd you guys get here so soon?
Did you spot my toy balloon?
Please dont make the straps too snug.
Ive always been a fragile bug.
Must we march?
Cant we ride?
Ive got my horse parked right outside.
Glad to see that were on time
But must you always speak in rhyme?
Lock the door and hide the key,
Cause if I get loose, you wont catch me -
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged you
Not to leave because Id go beserk?
WELL,
You left me anyhow and
Then the days got worse and worse
And now you see Ive gone completely
out of my mind
AND
Theyre coming to take me away,
Haha, theyre coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And Ill be happy to see
Those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And theyre coming to take me AWAY,
HA HAAAA
You thought it was a joke,
and so you LAUGHED, YOU LAUGHED!
When I had said that losing you
Would make me flip my lid,
RIGHT?
You know you laughed.
I HEARD you laugh, you laughed
And laughed and laughed
And then you left,
But now you know Im utterly mad
AND
Theyre coming to take me away,
Haha, theyre coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the happy home with trees and flowers
And chirping birds and basket weavers
Who sit and smile and
Twiddle their thumbs and toes
And theyre coming to take me away,
HAHAAAAAAAAA
I cooked your food,
I cleaned your house,
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish loving deeds
HUH?
Well, you just wait,
Theyll find you yet,
And when they do, theyll put you in
the ASPCA, you mangy MUTT,
AND
Theyre coming to take me away,
Haha, theyre coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And Ill be happy to see
Those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And theyre coming to take me AWAY,
Theyre coming to take me away,
Haha, theyre coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the happy home with trees and flowers
And chirping birds and basket weavers
Who sit and smile and
Twiddle their thumbs and toes
And theyre coming to take me away,
Theyre coming to take me away,
Haha, theyre coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And Ill be happy to see
Those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And theyre coming to take me AWAY,
Theyre coming to take me away,
Haha, theyre coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the happy home with trees and flowers
And chirping birds and basket weavers
Who sit and smile and
Twiddle their thumbs and toes
And theyre coming to take me away,
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