Best...Christmas song
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The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Is finding a Christmas tree
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Angry husband:
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Man getting over being drunk:
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Exhausted man:
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Nervous wife:
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Oh, I hate those Christmas cards!
Hangovers
Rigging up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree
The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Nervous wife's husband:
The Salvation Army
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez!
I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree
The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me:
Whining kid:
I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
Charities,
And whataya mean "YOUR in-laws"?!?
Five months of bills!
Oh, making out these cards
Honey, get me a beer, huh?
What, we have no extension cords?!?
And finding a Christmas tree
The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
A tired father:
Finding parking spaces
DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!!
Donations!
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Writing out those Christmas cards
Hangovers!
Now why the hell are they blinking?!?!?
And finding a Christmas tree
The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
A mother:
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking spaces
BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!
Get a job, ya bum!
Oh, facing my in-laws!
Five months of bills!
Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez, look at this!
One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!
And finding a Christmas tree
The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
A male couch potato:
Stale TV specials
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking spaces
DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!!
Charities!
She's a witch...I hate her!
Five months of bills!
Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!
Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh?
Get a flashlight...I blew a fuse!!
And finding a Christmas tree
The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Two men:
Singing Christmas carols
Stale TV specials
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking?!?
WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Charities!
Gotta make 'em dinner!
Five months of bills!
I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it!
Shut up, you!
FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!
And finding a Christmas tree -
Nonononononononoon
It Goes Like This
It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday,
Not your normal, average, everyday.
Sounds like someone filled my old coral tree.
Spongebob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?
The world feels like it's in loverly.
Go away before I harm you bodily.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow.
Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe?
What? Who, me?
Would you look at the time, I should go!
People seem a little more brotherly.
Here's a little something to you from me.
Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy?
Step outside, we've got something for you to see.
Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately!
Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree.
Tonight things are as good as they seem to be.
A star on top will complete all the scenery.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me. -
Here is another one!
"Bow DOWN!
Bow DOWN!
Before the Power of SANTA!
Or be CRUSHED,
Be CRUSHED,
By...
...his Jolly Boots of DOOM!" -
This song makes me happy and it makes me laugh. whut.
America: Merry Christmas!
Russia: S Rozhdestvom!
England: Merry Christmas!
France: Joyeux Nol!
China: Shngdn kuil!
America: Alright! Tonight we're gonna eat, drink and party it up!
Everyone:
Let's all sing together Christmas
It'll be fun if we get together Christmas
Let the awesome party begin!
America:
We wish you a merry Christmas
a super flashy Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
and a happy New Year
The whole town is
in Christmas colors, woohoo!
The beer, the trees, the houses
and of course today's cake!
How 'bout it? Looks delicious, right??
France: Ehh...
China: Uu... what an incredible color, aru...
Russia: It doesn't really look like something that should be eaten~
England: Alright! Next it's my turn!
England:
We wish you a merry Christmas
a Christmas together with family
We wish you a merry Christmas
and a happy New Year
Santa Claus
loves sherry and
the mince pie I made!
France: That thing will poison Santa for sure~
England: What the hell was that, wine-b------?? Santa said he likes it!!
France: Get out of the way, next is the trs bien moi's turn!
France:
Je te souhaite un Joyeux Nol (we wish you a merry Christmas)
a luxurious and gorgeous Christmas
a celebration with a superior menu
The romantic and charming
Pre Nol (Santa Claus) enjoys
the very best wine
America: Haha~! So even Santa likes booze!
China: Seems that way, aru~.
Russia: VODKAAA~! By the way, at my house December 25th is just a normal day~
Russia:
On January 7th
Rozhdestvenskiie zabavui
The reason for celebrating the New Year is pretty powerful~
Yolka (Christmas tree) decorate the busy streets
and Ded-Moroz (Santa Claus) performs miracles
Russia: It's said that after the 25th he starts to move around~
America: GYAAAAAAAA!!!
China: Aiyaa! Stop trying to scare us, aru!
America: S-s-s-s-s-so scary...!!
China: Next is my turn!
China:
wmen zh n shngdn kuil (we wish you a merry Christmas)
Everybody eats pizza
and decorating with Christmas trees is forbidden
Hong Kong taught me about it
but it seems different from how everyone else does it, aru...
America: Kahaha~! Since we went to all the trouble of having this party, why don't we kick the singing up a notch?!
Everyone:
Let's all sing together Christmas
It'll be fun if we get together Christmas
Let the New Year begin!
France: Hey, that wine's for me to drink! Don't just help yourself!
England: No, it's mine! G-give it back!
China: Again, aru? You should stop fighting! I hope the new year holds lots of good things, too, aru!
England: Y-yeah...
Russia: At my place New Year's doesn't start until after dawn~
France: It's the same at my place, but on New Year's...
America: I totally don't care about your story, France, but...
France: HEY!
America:...Hasn't there been a kind of weird feeling in the air for a while now...?
China: I feel it too, aru...
Canada: But I've been here the whole time...
Kumajirou: Who?
Canada: I'm Canada...
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