Dont mind me
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Thread Topic: Dont mind me
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My team
By: Absol heart
interveiwer: so, i hear your pretty good at pokemon. So good, in fact, your gonna enter the world wide championships?
Me: yeah bro.
Interveiwer: really? Would you like to say something to those who are watching?
Me: yeah.
YO BRO ABSOLHEART UP IN THIS FREAKIN PLACE
MY TEAM GONNA BE FAST BETTER PICK UP THE PACE
CAUSE IM FAST AND IM FURIOUS CANT HANDLE MY SPEED
MORE SKILLED THAN LAMEO EZIO IN ASSASSINS CREED
MY ABSOLS THE LEADER OF MY TEAM BEWARE
HER SUPER LUCK AND CRIT MOVES GONNA GIVE YOU A SCARE
SHES A FAST BLUR OF DEATH WHITE AND BLUE
BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK CAUSE SHE BE SWEEPING YOU
TORTERRA IS MY MAN GRASS GROUND TYPE PAIRING
YOU KNOW HES A BEAST BUT PLEASE REFRAIN FROM STAIRING
GONNA EARTHQUAKE YOUR ELECTRIC TYPE TO HELL
GOT A FLUING TYPE BRO ROCK SMASH IT WELL
VAPOREON IS CUTE BUT DONT GET HER MAD
SHES BLAZING LIKE A GEYSER BETTER NOT f--- UP LAD
CAUSE SHES A BEAST CHECK HER STATS SP ATTACK MAXED UP
INSULTING HER BRO JUST SHUT THE f--- UP
YOU GOT VAPORION OUT WITH A LAME GRASS TYPE
ITS BOUT TO FEEL THE BLAZES OF AGONY AND THE SILENCE OF NIGHT
ITS A WIP -
Yo what up man, hows it going?
Wallace: nothing much, what you up to?
Oh, just watching egoraptor.
Wallace: egoraptor? Whos that?
You dont know who egoraptor is? Well, let me explain...
Egoraptors a guy born in ol florida
Dont be hatin or he will ignore ya
Now hes livin in big california
Aw snap heres egoraptor here to floor ya
Hes a raptor with an ego to accompany himself
He will hex a T-rex and explode an elf
When he sees a egotron fanfic he wants to punch himself
Whats with all the yaoi he cant control himself!
Wallace: um... What?
Thats pretty much egoraptor. I dont want to confuse you.
Wallace: how could that possibly be more confusing?
Oh ho, you dont even know...
Playing on gamegrumps rubber ross and danny by his side
Jontron was once there but alas he had to say bye
Now everyone is crying up to the bug blue sky
WE WANT JONTRON BACK you hear them cry
Egoraptors had enough of this stupid bullcrap
Its been leading up to when he would finally snap
Ego got a shotgun feeling alot like rambo
But first he was hungry so he ate a whole ham bone
Wallace: this is so stupid. Whats game grumps?
You know nothing about any of this?
Wallace: no. Just forget i ever asked.
Wait, maybe if i explain further youll understand...
Ego hopped in to his egoed-out car with a vile look on his face
Not even 10 chins could define everybodies fates
He went on a killing spree but nobody really died
The shotgun was loaded with lemons so only eyes got fried
Now hes back his home chilling in his room
Thinking about what to do for his next new cartoon
We all wish he would make a new video kinda faster
But we all love and appreciate the great egoraptor
Wallace: *leaves*
... *hears gun shots*
Wallace: OH GOD MY EYES THEY BURN!!!
egoraptor: KNOW THE NAME b---- IT BE EGORAPTOR! YEAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *drives off*
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