luigis ballad
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Thread Topic: luigis ballad
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princess peach, wont you listen to my speech?
i have no magic stars of invincibility
but your the brightest star in the sky tonight for me
i am ol', Luigi... -
Mario: what up, b----!?
i got a one up, b----!
whats inside that question block?
its my d---!
its a me mario im more italian than pastrami
ill grab you by the peaches and give you the hot salami
i save you from dragons and boos that are spooky
must i be a racoon to get inside your tanooki!?
ill mount you like yoshi and show you things you've never seen
my mushrooms now mega if you know what i mean SO SUCK IT! -
o_e
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luigi: mario you always do this s---
i liked a girl and you ruined it
by yelling stuff about your d---
you scared her away
pp:hey luigi its okay
that marios a bit friskay
just tell me what you need to say
PLEASE DON'T BE AFRAID!!! -
pp: omg i cant decide
which one of you should be the guy
come take me on a mustach ride and ill re-define my life
im ready to give love a shot
it dosent matter about how many coins ya got
i just know i love you alot!
mario: hey sluts check out my yaht -
luigi: ill take you on a magic kart ride!
mario: ill bust your balloons on your big back side
luigi: we'll have fun ill bring my friend along
mario: ill kick that donkey kong right in his c---y dong!
c'mon peach ya gotta make a choice
but know im the only bubba who can make your boobies bejoyce
my lame ass brother aint got nothing on me
it time to act out the princess and the pea (singer: nis!) -
mario: so princess. whos it gonna be?
pp: i choose... toad!
luigi and mario: TOAD!?
pp: well his whole body is kind shaped like a dick...
luigi nd mario: oh yeah well yeah cant compete with that yep mm hm.. -
IHLAOY NewbieWho thought it was a good idea to let Egoraptor rap? Halfway through the production, did no one stop and go 'hey guys, you ever notice this guy is the worst thing ever?'
I mean, the guy's a mediocre animator, not a singer. What is he seriously doing among all those decent singers? Did not a single person in the production of that song notice he was terrible at singing, rapping and writing?
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