share your funny stories here
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Thread Topic: share your funny stories here
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ok. i will go first, so me and lana were watching a bruins game together last week and we were hollering at the tv like our lives depended on it. so like her dad was more than halfway down the street at a party and they could hear us... so he called us and lana picked up her cell and he hollered, "SHUT THE FREAKIN HELL UP!!!" and we laughed hysterically for like 20 minutes it was so freakin funny!!!! alana actually fell onto the floor laughing... her face was so red it was like she painted it.... lol.... and she was like frozen on the floor but you could see her shoulders moving up and down.... she was laughing so hard.. so i picked her back up and we hugged yet we were still laughing and we both fell onto the couch... it was so hilariously funny!!!!! XD
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lol...
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One time I accidently said 'srum' instead of 'sreamed'. Then my friends said "Sream,sram,srum,and went to sream" so I screamed Ice crum.
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lol.... thats pretty funny
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ohh... i got another one... it was amuzing to me... but u had to be there... so while alana and me were at the basketball game the power went out and it was pitch black. so i just chuckled to myself and said "maybe some nimrod tripped over wire or something." and then this wave of power flew through the wires on the ceiling. it was like bright orange. then the spark exploded.... and through all that time alana was hugging me for dear life.... yahhh... its not that funny to you pplz but to me it was pretty amuzing. and the players kept playing in the pitch black and you could see them bang into eachother and run around like morons... and they would think the net was somewhere so they tried to dunk the ball in but instead they would just pummel their coach or a ref.... lol....
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I was at the mall, shopping with my family. I tried pushing the door open, but it would not budge. Everytime I could not open it, I did it a little harder. I was at the point of ramming into it with my full force. BANG! I was blasted onto the ground. My younger sister then came and asked, "Have you tried pulling it?"
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lol.... thats happened to me too
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this one time i wanted to stay in the car and listen to music and i fell asleep and when i woke up and i was so out of it i thought i was locked inside the car
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lol one time i walked into a glass door tried to do it again and again and again finally I realized it was a door
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Bluestar...LOL!!!
one time me n my best friend were heading home from the movies, dad drove us and we were going to chill in my living room after, we got home at the garage and I decided to do something random, I yelled "ATTENTION!!!" my friend went military on me and saluted, then I ordered" FORWARD MARCH! HUP TWO THREE--" and she followed it and wound up slamming into my door which caused me to laugh really really hard for almost 10 minutes so we lost precious time....10 minutes of chillaxing gone lol -
One time I fell down a hole full of dirt then I screamed "Im falling!! Im falling!!" Then all these ants came and started crawling on my shoe so I said"That's right little ants...I am your master...".
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My friend wanted people to think she was extreme (but she wasn't) so she did a video, she was going to jump out of her dorm room window, onto a trampoline which will bounce her onto a bunch of pillows she stole from the hall closet, but she chickened out and made me go down as her stunt double because we were both built the same way, same body type, same hair and eye colour, so I jumped down without thinking.....wihch was a bad idea, I jumped down, I bounced way high on the trampoline, but instead of landing on teh f---ing pillows, I fell on a tree. Yes a tree, then i fell out of the tree and onto my roommate. I broke her leg.
So then she showed her friends the video and said it was her, except one of them has REALLY good eyes and saw that it was me........
so all that pain for nothing.
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Well lets see. On halloween I was dressed up as a 1920's gangster. Went up to the house. And an old woman that has never met me before said "What a handsome young man" But I am a girl. My sister then said "That's a girl." The old woman said "That's a girl?"
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omg thats rude!
mine is when i ran a mile chasin after this 1,000 dolar dog allaround the nieborhood and when i came back my bro and mt best bud g sais i ran like an duck lol -
I was mistaken for a guy 14 times.
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