Shakespeare
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Thread Topic: Shakespeare
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william shakespeare, uh
william shakespeare was a verbal cun-tortionist
he could bend his words in the way a contortionist bends his frame without hope that he could with a name like william shakespeare
william shakespeare, some, some of you seem lost, look
say your name was robert frost and you couldnt write, that would suck
well, i guess you could always go as bobby frost and own an ice cream truck
he was balanced like a simile and could stack metaphor five, six at a time and rhyme into the very last line of a soliloquy which finally said outright with a previous 77 rolling hinting at
he had puns and quips and tons of trips of sons with ships with nuns with hips and buns and lips, but i had something that shakespeare never had
penicillin
see, it hadnt been invented yet, back then they only had quill-icillin
hey, its not that hard, bard
im sorry, i got a bone to pick with you, william
so if you could just listen up here and listen to this theater queers theater query here and maybe act like a real artist for once in your life
say van gogh, and
lend me your ear
youre not a writer
youre a writer like f---ing hulk hogans a street fighter
you write these dramas
you acc-mulate your wealth
you hold nature as to a mirror of yourself
just because youre messed up doesnt mean we are too
just because you want to bang your mom doesnt mean danish princes do, what
who? yeah, hamlet, shakespeare, thats right, the young prince whose father died at the hands of his uncle with whom his mother lied, sound familiar?
its the f---ing lion king
you stole from a disney movie, you androgynous douche, whats next
the story of a french king on a quest to find his lost son, nemo?
oh, and by the way, poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f---ing sense make
to be, or not to be
that is the question, whether tis n-bler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them? to die
to sleep, no more, and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to
tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. to die, to sleep
to sleep, perchance to dream, ay
theres the rub, for in that sleep of death what
dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause
pft, like what?
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