The story of lancashire and yorkshire cat | part #1
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Chapter 1
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One dark and stormy night, Lancashire cat was plodding along the path, minding his own business, when suddenly there was a strange noise.
Lancashire cat heard the odd sound and turned around, to his surprise there was another cat sitting opposite him.
"Ah, I've been expecting you." The cat purred slyly.
"W-who are you and what do you want???" Lancashire was v confused with the current situation he was in, you see, Lancashire was always in confusing situation.
"Oh, have I not introduced my self yet? I am Yorkshire cat of course." The cat meowed.
"Oh no..." Lancashire gasped.
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Find out what happens next in chapter 2 -
^Fanfiction fail of 2016. Jk, jk :P
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hey dont dis my fanfic of lancashire x yorkshire rivalry
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Chapter 2
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Lancashire stood there shocked. "You're yorkshire?!"
"Yes, yes, well done Sherlock I can't believe you haven't figured that out already, especially when I told you just now." Yorkshire replied with a hint of impatience in his voice.
"Uh oh." Lancashire turned to run, but Yorkshire stopped him.
"And where exactly do you think you're going?" Yorkshire demanded.
"I-i don't know..." Lancashire yowled
"You stay right here while I go and get someone. You jhear me?" Yorkshire cat ordered fiercely.
"Y-yes, okay," Lancashire nodded.
So off yorkshire went to go and get his cat servant. -
Chapter 3
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A few minutes later yorkshire cat came back with another cat behind him.
He saw that lancashire cat wasn't where he told him to wait. "Argggh that little c---! How dare he think he can just disappear like that!" Yorkshire growled furiously.
"Oi, nottingham cat, go and find tat scheming lancashire cat and bring him to me. Pronto." He hissed to the cat that stood next to him.
"Ok, I'll do my best to find him." The other cat replied.
"You will find him, no excuses." Yorkshire cat hissed again, he had a thing with hissing, it made him sound more scary, he liked to be scary.
The other cat raced off to findd cunning lancashire . -
Chapter 4
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A few long hours later, nottingham cat came back, unfortunately without lancashire with him. He was scared as he came up to yorkshire, the look of fury on yorkshire's face was obvious.
"WHAT THE HELL NOTTINGHAM CAT, I TOLD YOU TO BRING LANCASHIRE CAT TO ME, NO MATTER WHAT, NO EXCUSES. AND WHAT DO YOU GO AND DO?! YOU COME BACK WITHOUT HIM! YOU ARE BLOODY USELESS." Yorkshire shouted angrily.
Nottingham cat shivvvered, "I'm sorry master I disappointed you. Don't fire me." He meowed scaredly.
"What cheek you have to ask me not to fire you from being my servant!? YOU'RE FIRED!" Yorkshire hissed (again). -
Chapter 5
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The next dayyy lancashire still hasn't returned, and yorkshire was still furious at nottingham cat for being so damn useless.
"I swear that cat is stupid." He meowed angrily. Most of the time yorkshire cat seemed to be angry, no wonder he had less servants that lancashire!
Meanwhile, lancashire cat was trying to find a hiding place to obviously hide. But whyyy was he going to hide? He was hiding because he recently heard that yorkshire cat had sent out a patrol to find lancashire, so there is an obvious reason for him to be hiding. -
Chapter 6
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A few hours later, lancashire was still looking for a place to hide, but all was to no avail.
"Oh, if I dont find somewhere to hide soon, then I will be found by yorkshire's patrol of evil cats. Ohhh nooo." He yowled miserably.
Yorkshire cat was still furious, because he had fired one of his guard/servant cats, he needed to find another one, but that meant hiring a southenr cat because all the northenr cats were already hired. Uh ohhh. -
Chapter 7
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Soon, lancashire had found a nice cosy hiding place away from yorkshire guards. -
Chapter 8
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The next day, lancashire was hiding. -
Chapter 9
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Lancashire saw the yorkshire guards prowl past his hiding spot, he hoped they wouldn't find him. -
Chapter 10
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The guards found lancashire.
Yorkshire rejoiced when the guards finally came back with lancashire.
The end of part one. -
Part 2
Chapter 1
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The next day, yorkshire was killed by lancashire :') the end -
Part 3
Chapter 1
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Those chapters are quite short, especially Chapter 8.
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