Now I'm gonna try a thing.
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Thread Topic: Now I'm gonna try a thing.
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SCRATCH THAT ONE
do one about me trying to teach ben how to swim [he can't swim and doesn't want to try and I'm an impatient and somewhat cruel teacher so this should be funny.] -
alright I'll do my best
it's a good thing you've reminded me to start this again .3. -
thank you gorgeous
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*frustrated wailing*
I don't know how to write Bobert with Damask -
I've got one line of this stupid fanfiction done and it's the line Wolfy wrote that is how bad this is
I've been thinking about it for the past hour and have made zero progress -
it's okay I still only have a couple pages of the communist werewolf fiction thing
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I didn't even know you were doing that thing I must read it
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This ship tho
Forgive me for whatever happens. Bobert is smarter than I am, so it'll be difficult for me to imagine what he would do in this situation. Borrowing the first line from Wolfy's thing, which is the example Bobert supplied.
"You need Jesus!" Damask breathlessly whispered as Bob kissed her neck.
"You need a better catchphrase." he mumbled around her skin. Her throat crawled beneath his lips as if she'd planned to protest, but she was silenced by a shudder.
Look, just a quick note, okay, this was weird. They'd want you to know that they both know it's weird. This wasn't something either of them were particularly proud of. They'd want me to be sure to tell you that it's strictly physical, that if they both weren't insanely attractive there would be nothing stopping them from ripping each other's throats out over their different viewpoints.
Bob liked to laugh to himself about the way she always made a point of ending these sessions on the salvation note. It was ironic. Hilarious, even.
"I'm not going to be able to keep doing this." she said quietly. He grinned against her neck and sat back on the couch.
"Because God is judging you?"
"He is."
"God never had casual sex?"
She looked horrified.
"No!"
"Now we know why it's a sin. He's horny, so he doesn't want anyone else having any fun either."
"That's blasphemy!" she cried in outrage, straightening up.
Bob sighed.
"Do you know how long tonight is going to stretch on if you turn this into a redemption rant?"
She pursed her lips.
"You're going to Hell. I can't be dragged onto that path with you."
She started spewing a bunch of bible verses. I didn't know how to write them and was too lazy to search them up on Google. Thusly, Bob went ahead and zoned out, thinking Bob thoughts instead. What does Bob think about, you ask? It's lemon meringue pie. Bob spent the rest of what could have been a very fun evening thinking about lemon meringue pie.
I'M SO SORRY I KNOW THERE'S NO SUBSTANCE I DIDN'T WANT TO TRY AND GET IN DEPTH AND THEN f--- UP HIS CHARACTER BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M NOT
ugh
sorry
I hope you like -
Brownie: Hiding From a Tornado in a Shed With Ket
Wolfy: Randomly Meeting a Really Hot Guy
Shido: Shido, Milady, and Solly's Shenanigans
Darkness: Cooking With One of My Original Characters
Milady: Teaching Benito How to Swim -
I laughed until I cried. Thank you.
(PS. There's lemon meringue pie in the fridge right now. :3) -
I'm so glad you like it. ;A; I'm grinning like an idiot. Thank you. x3
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Maruuuu
How would you react to a zombie apocolypse? =B curious cause I wanna write from your point of view in a story -
In character or out?
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In character I guess
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in character is immortal cat demon mode are you sure
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