There was this guy at Wal-Mart...
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Thread Topic: There was this guy at Wal-Mart...
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He passed us three times. He smelled so bad, my mom almost threw up.
So, I asked her ,"Why does he stink like that?" She said, between gags, "I don't know."
So, come up with your own story to explain why he stinks. An Be creaive! That basically means don't just say, "He doesn't take showers." I meanlike, write a real story about the guy! Well, not like a story, mayb just a few paragraphs, but use your imagination! I'll choose which one I like best and which one the audience likes best. So, be sure and title yours your very own title for the poll's conveinience. -
That's pretty fricking mean.
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Sorry. We just smelled something really bad and we thought it was spoiled food. Mom figured otu it was him the second time he passed us. But really, she was honestly about to throw up. We didn't say anything. I thought it sounded mean, but that's not tthe point! Just come up with a good reason for him smelling like that and all will be forgiven.
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We don't have the right to justify why he smells that way. He himself doesn't have to justify it. You don't know what that man has been through. For all we know we could be making fun of a man that pretty damn poor and finally got a bit of money to pay for nessicities. Let's not do this horrendous story thing?
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SEE! You could make a story about how he's poor. I just think you're too lazy to write. And I'm not making fun of him. I'm done explaining.
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Sometimes, water goes out, or maybe, he was just working out. When I saw someone with boxers on In the summer and he said," There shorts," I knew, he couldn't be so, sure about that.
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Yeah we stillcant explain why he might be poor because WE DONT KNOW HIM. So don't be rude.
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And um I'm not lazy to write(I'm rping in more than 5 different ducking threads how would I be lazy to write like wtf?) I just don't like how your judging this man when you don't know his life.
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I'm not saying to explain why HE'S poor. I'm saying MAKE IT UP. I take it you aren't that creative?
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Psst lets just not do that all ye? uvu
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Like, you could make a story about how he had to stay up for five days straight for some reason and not leave his desk. He broke hs pencil, and had to by one ASAP to continue working. No idea why he only had 1 pencil though... Or maybe he was trying to dig up some treasure he was old was there by an ancient scroll andhit a water line. He spent all his money on the silver shovel he was using (No idea why he had to have a silver shovel) and couldn't pay for the damages. He had $5.98 left in his pocket and needed a boxed dinner from wal-mart, so he rode his bike there to get it, adding on to his already stinky body odor. See what I mean? Be creative!
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And then you could write that something good (or bad) happened to him after this. Oh well, how bout YOU just don't do it?
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Making stories about him can be considered making fun of him, smart chosen one. Oh well, anyway imma finished in this thread.
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I'll do it. I don't consider it making fun of him. I'll just make up a man that smells bad and you just happened to stroll past him. Mind, ILP?
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All I asked. There we go! And we are not making fun of him. Whatever. It doesn't have to be abou him, I only said what happened as a story starter.
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