GOOD OL' BRITISH JOKES (or popular in the UK)
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Thread Topic: GOOD OL' BRITISH JOKES (or popular in the UK)
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1) A man walks into a iron bar. He says: "ow"
2)"Doctor! My dog hasnt got a nose!"
"How does he smell then?"
"Terrible"
3) Whats green and looks like a bucket?
a Green Bucket
4)How do you count cows?
With a COWulator
5) Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To visit his FLATmate
6)What's black white black white black white, red red red red?
A nun in a blender.
7) Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
He saw the salad dressing
8) Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
9)A man has a accident by falling into a van full of curries. He slipped into a Korma
10)I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
These are some popular jokes in England. -
xP ha.
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LOL at 6.
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i feel lame for laughing.
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yUP! i Told you! We have a pretty dry and lame sense of humour Sorry! :P
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i like 6 though xD
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fufe123 NoviceLOL there not that bad
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I have dark, perverted, and random sense of humor. xP
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tongue AdvancedSome of those are actually pretty funny.
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Is it bad that I loled at 6?
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I laughed at 7 and 10. xD
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XD
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cool
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Some of them were funny.
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Those are awesome!
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