Shipping Class
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Thread Topic: Shipping Class
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Today we will learn how to ship.
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First you must find two innocent people who are talking.
Then you jump out of the bushes w a megaphone and scream in their ears: "SHIPPPPPP -
XDDD
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*finds june and spoce talking and jumps out of the bushes w a megaphone*
SHIPPPPPP -
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YOU SMART LITTLE FRIGGIN CHILD THAT I LOVE PLATONICALLY THAT IS ALSO MY PLATONIC HUSBANDO BUT CHU SLY LITTLE THING- >:00000 -
hUeHeHeHe
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wait lemme fix dat-
*hUeHeHeHe -
SKREEEEEE-
Anyways
Today we will learn about my shipping rituals. u-u
The short way to do it -
If you want the long way, dm me and prepare yourself to be mentally scarred. u-u
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aighty tighty ovo
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1. Prepare for the ritual.
2. Lay out chocolate hearts, candles, roses, and human skulls.
3. Kidnap the people you are shipping.
4. Fill them with laughing gas.
5. Make them agree the a Peariage (Peariage will be taught next session.)
6. Lay one body in the center of the room.
7. Pile the other body on top of the first one.
8. Chant: Calfs come from cows, babies come from humans, make this ship come true, join their souls together, and give June grandbabies.
9. Leave the room and wait 10 hours.
10. Come back.
11. Untie the people.
12. Let them out of the room. (Only if they aren't shocked or scarred. Leave them in the basement for however long it takes until they aren't scarred or shocked.)
13. The ship came true! Hurrah! -
And that's the short way! :D
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*to the Peariage
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:o interesting
iām scared but curious- can chu dm me about the long way mebbe-
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