The Catto's Famous Recipes

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Cats17 Junior

3 years ago

Some of these will be for food irl, some of these for on here only.

Cats's Famous Vanilla Cake

Ingredients:
1/2 a cup of chapstick
2 1/4 cups ground lead
1 1/3 cups road salt
1/2 teaspoon concrete powder
1 tablespoon yellow snow
1 teaspoon rubbing alcohol
1 cup water from the ganges river
2 spider eggs

Instructions:

1. Gather ingredients
2. Coat cake pans in some ground lead
3. Combine ground lead, road salt, concrete powder, and yellow snow
4. Slowly add in the chapstick
5. Add rubbing alcohol and slowly pour in ganges river water while stirring
6. Add spider eggs
7. Pour the batter in cake pans. Put in freezer
8. Freeze for 30 to 35 minutes, or until concrete is solid
9. Take cake(s) out of pan(s)
10. Frost, optional
11. Enjoy!
Cats17 Junior

3 years ago

Frosting for Cats's Famous Vanilla Cake

Ingredients:
1 pound unflavored chapstick
1/2 a pound earwax
2 pounds confectioner's concrete powder
2 ounces spider eggs
1 tablespoon rubbing alcohol
2 teaspoon dog piss

Instructions:
1. Combine butter, earwax and concrete powder
2. Add spider eggs, rubbing alcohol, and dog piss

Chocolate Icing
To make it chocolate, add 1/2 lb dog s---
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