The Catto's Famous Recipes
Thread Topic: The Catto's Famous Recipes
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I'm so glad you you like my recipes :)
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XDDD
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Fried Chicken
Ingredients:
3 pounds ground up male baby chickens
3 cups spoiled milk that is expired by at least a month
2 teaspoons salt off the road
1 teaspoon sulfuric acid
Instructions
1. Mix sulfuric acid, salt off the road, spoiled milk, and chicken
2. Pour a splash of liquid oxygen on it and freeze for an hour
3. Take out and cover in a thick coating of concrete powder
4. Freeze overnight
5. Take out and enjoy -
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Spicy Squirrel Sandwiches
Ingredients:
1 Spice
2 pieces of bread
Steps:
1- Cook the Spice
2- Put the Spice between the pieces of bread
3- Tada enjoy -
Dog Pizza
Ingredients:
1 Espie
Steps:
1- Roll out Espie
2- Stick ‘er in le oven
3- take out of oven
4- Enjoy -
Rose Pie
Ingredients
1 June
Instructions
1- put her in a pie pan
2- cook her
3- eat her -
Tat Pizza
Ingredients
1 Tat
Instructions
1- roll her out
2- bake her
3- enjoy -
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Nixie Enchiladas
Ingredients
1 Nix
Instructions
1- roll her out
2- cook her
3- wrap her up
4- eat -
Emo Rolls
Ingredients
1 Emo
Instructions
1- roll her up
2- bake
3- eat -
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Nix is going to murder me
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Cat Stew
Ingredients
1 Cats
Instructions
1- Boil Cats alive in a melting pot but make sure to rid it of its heat resistance first
2- After the Cats is a liquid, put it in a blender and press chop
3- Add bits of meat as it's chopping
4- Put the Cats in a milk container and put it in the freezer at -26 fahreinheit
5- After frozen, put it in microwave for 84:47 exactly
6- Enjoy
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